Song Parodies -> "God, I'm Such A Fool"

Original Song Title:

"The Longest Time"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"God, I'm Such A Fool"

Parody Written by:

Danny Hooley

The Lyrics

This song is about a guy who falls in love with a pretty girl, but once he gets to know the girl, he realizes that she is a mean and evil person and wantts to get out of the relationship so he talks to God, who tells him to commit suicide, which he does after the song is over.

Oh, oh, oh, oh
God I'm such a fool.
Oh, oh, oh
God I'm such a

When I went to school what did I see?
A pretty girl staring back at me.
I'm educated.
I fell in love with her too.
I want you to know God I'm such a fool.

She is not a real nice girl at all.
She's so bitchy every single day.
Can't get rid of her,
All she does is leave me hangin'.
Oh Jesus Christ Lord God I'm such a fool.

Oh, oh, oh, oh
God I'm such a fool.
Oh, oh, oh
God I'm such a

Pretty soon I'll die and go to hell.
Afterwards I never will feel well.
I need her lovin'.
Why did I ever pick her?
I want you to know God I'm such a fool.

Please forgive me if you can.
I'm oh, so ashamed.
It's not even cool.
Jesus Christ I won't do this again.
I don't know what to do?
Hope that you will forgive me.

Who knows how much longer I will give?
Maybe I'll have nothing left to give.
I may get older,
I may get old before my time.
I hope so too cause God I'm such a fool.

Someday soon I'll regret every day.
That I will live.
I hope that you won't.
This is something that I want to do.
I'll commit suicide
And I will not regret it.

But no matter what I do in life.
I just hope I'll never see the light.
I'll never love her.
I'll always hate her but I
hope you can forgive me God I'm such a fool.

Oh, oh, oh, oh
God I'm such a fool.
Oh, oh, oh
God I'm such a fool.
Oh, oh, oh
God I'm such a fool.
Oh, oh, oh
God I'm such a fool.
Oh, oh, oh
God I'm such a fool.
Oh, oh, oh

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Jeff Reuben - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment

This is morbid, not really funny at all. Some of the rhyme schemes are messed up too.

lebeiw15 - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment

I got bored during the 2nd verse--I just skimmed the rest, and, I really didn't get it at all. I had to grind my teeth and give you all 1s for this one.

Pat - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Who have you been listening to that tells you to commit suicide? Certainly not God!

lebeiw15 - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment

You go Pat

Guy DiRito - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment

That Mash song says suicide is painless - This song reminds me of that. I assure you that it is far from painless. Painful doesn't even begin to describe it. Although I respect your right to parody whatever you like but this to me is in very bad taste. And I know it's just a parody but as Pat says, God would never tell someone to kill themselves. It would appear that you have some good writing talent. Apply it better and get the votes that your talent is deserving of.

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