Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "RFK"
Original Song Title:
"Uptown Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"RFK"
Parody Written by:
EWOP
The Lyrics
Historically I haven't voted third party but might this time if he's on the ballot since the 2 main parties' candidates are so awful. If enough people believe he has a chance then he will. I don't do comments on my political parodies as I like them to stand on their own and make you think without other influences.
RFK
You know he really might be ok
Better than the lesser of two evils
Get past his voice, doesn't yell or go shrill
He's in there still, yeah he's RFK
When the primaries don't go your way
He could have some freedom be restored
And get us out of our unending wars
He's not a bore
When he talks about the economy
Seems more sincere than the 2 parties
Better for public health, environment as well
Yes it's RFK
If could get on all ballots would be great
Stop wasting money Joe, it's all legit
Oh Don and Joe are just so full of it
Bobby won't quit
Yeah
RFK
He's not a spoiler, support increases each day
NBC poll said 1/3 might vote for him
In 3 way race all you need to win
Listen to him
And when he's talking
Doesn't want revenge
Isn't a robot
Just give him a chance
You skipped the primaries
You're to blame
For your party
So try RFK
He's got a rich woman vice candidate
And when you open your Sam Adams can
You could smoke doobies all across the land
And walk on sand
Yeah
RFK
Parties let us down
You know he could free us from 2 clowns
Yeah RFK
His thoughts like home loan plans are ok
RFK
Not anti-vax, listen to what he'll say
Yeah RFK
And we could stop throwing freedoms away
Here to stay
You know he really might be ok
Better than the lesser of two evils
Get past his voice, doesn't yell or go shrill
He's in there still, yeah he's RFK
When the primaries don't go your way
He could have some freedom be restored
And get us out of our unending wars
He's not a bore
When he talks about the economy
Seems more sincere than the 2 parties
Better for public health, environment as well
Yes it's RFK
If could get on all ballots would be great
Stop wasting money Joe, it's all legit
Oh Don and Joe are just so full of it
Bobby won't quit
Yeah
RFK
He's not a spoiler, support increases each day
NBC poll said 1/3 might vote for him
In 3 way race all you need to win
Listen to him
And when he's talking
Doesn't want revenge
Isn't a robot
Just give him a chance
You skipped the primaries
You're to blame
For your party
So try RFK
He's got a rich woman vice candidate
And when you open your Sam Adams can
You could smoke doobies all across the land
And walk on sand
Yeah
RFK
Parties let us down
You know he could free us from 2 clowns
Yeah RFK
His thoughts like home loan plans are ok
RFK
Not anti-vax, listen to what he'll say
Yeah RFK
And we could stop throwing freedoms away
Here to stay
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 18 | 18 | 18 |
User Comments
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel423.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 235
