Simon's Quest, NES Ninja Turtles is a mess.
Marty McFly, Power Glove, stuff we used to love.
Krueger, Vorhees, Super Mario Bros 3
Wally Bear, Top Gun's not a lot of fun.

Bugs Bunny, *beep* Pickle, Milon's Secret Castle
Roger Rabbit, Dragon's Lair, you'll find no continues there.
Ghostbusters I will pass, Dick Tracy can kiss my ass.
Die Hard, Deadly Towers, playin' with Nintendo Power!

I didn't start the fire
But the Nerd's movie drove him into bankruptcy.
I didn't start the fire
No, I can't keep quiet since the Nerd's denied it.

Superman 64, Pitfall Harry's tug of war
Spider-Man, Cheetahmen, Robin, Joker, Batman
R.O.B the Robot's gone insane, Jekyll and Hyde's inhuman
Huntin' down Bruce the Shark, time to flee Jurassic Park!

Hydlide, Kid Kool, Silver Surfer's too cruel
Laughin' at Big Rigs, Justin Silverman's a pig.
Ryan's brain is long gone, Kiernan is a Flintstone.
Tony's got man boobies, Newt's a thieving newbie.

I didn't start the fire
But the Nerd's movie drove him into bankruptcy.
I didn't start the fire
No, I can't keep quiet since the Nerd's denied it.

Apicary is a creep, Gilbert Gottfried made me sleep,
Lloyd Kaufman made me choke, TV Game Guy's gone broke.
Culkin's let himself go, Mike and Kyle have left the show.
Bimmy don't know Kingdom Hearts, this is tearing me apart!

Your movie is a major flop, your Shrek review's a pile of slop.
Genie is an ugly freak, Beavis and Butthead jokes were weak.
"Where did you learn to fly", what is that, your catchphrase?
That girl is a Yokai, not a snake you basketcase!

I didn't start the fire
But the Nerd's movie drove him into bankruptcy.
I didn't start the fire
No, I can't keep quiet since the Nerd's denied it.

Playing Goonies 1 and 2, old man says " What do you do?"
Final Fantasy III, Santa's crappy comedy
Gordon Ramsay jokes, how? Doesn't even make now!
Green screen bull crap, Paper Boy gets a bad rap.
Hunter Thompson should sue you for plagiarism, fellow
Rock Hudson, Dirty Harry, Rex Viper, hell no!

I didn't start the fire
But the Nerd's movie drove him into bankruptcy.
I didn't start the fire
No, I can't keep quiet since the Nerd's denied it.

Chex Quest, Fred Fuchs, *beep* Pickle still exists
Mike Mattei's *beep* size, Silverman's a racist
Kiernan rage quits, Rex Viper is still *beep*
Green Dog, Pac-Man, Last Ninja, Dark Man

No time to explain, 'cause it's 5:40 again!
Gotta put the kids to bed, or wife will chew off his head.
Bootsie's gone AWOL, Board James caught by the law.
Cinemassacre's a joke, and with that, good night folks!

I didn't start the fire
But the Nerd's movie drove him into bankruptcy.
Even if I'm gone
The mockery goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, And on, and on, and on!

I didn't start the fire
But the Nerd's movie drove him into bankruptcy.
I didn't start the fire
No, I can't keep quiet since the Nerd's denied it.

I didn't start the fire
But the Nerd's movie drove him into bankruptcy.
I didn't start the fire
No, I can't keep quiet since the Nerd's denied it.

I didn't start the fire
But the Nerd's movie drove him into bankruptcy.
I didn't start the fire
No, I can't keep quiet since the Nerd's denied it.