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Song Parodies -> "Fine Steak House"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Fine Steak House"

Parody Written by:

The Parody Author

The Lyrics

Who can resist a fine steak?
Fine steak house. I've been dreaming of this fine steak house
I bet I never had a vegan meal I bet my doctor never told me how
I'm gonna die for this fine steak house, I'm been eating in this red meat world
As long as anyone with high cholesterol can
And now I'm looking for a juicy sirloin
That’s what I want

And when I know what I crave from my mouth (mouth-mouth)
And when I order and pay with my card (card-card)
I'll see the steaks not tough
Just because I’m in love with this fine steak house

You know I’ve been inside this fine steak house
I'm getting full of this prime rib roast
And all the sauces from this steakhouse joy I've got no choice

Fine steak house You know I can afford to dine in here
But maybe someday when the steak is seared
You’ll understand what kind of chef he is And then I’ll win

And when I'm chewing I'm savouring each bite (bite bite)
And when I'm drinking I'll say that it’s ever (so fine)
I'll say the steaks not tough Just because I’m in love with a fine steak house
I've been eating in this red meat world
As long as anyone with high cholesterol can
And now I'm looking for a juicy sirloin
That’s what I want

Fine steak house, its my fine steak house You know I’m in love with this fine steak house,
my fine steak house You know I’m in love with this fine steak house,
my fine steak house You know I’m in love with this fine steak house,
my fine steak house You know I’m in love with this fine steak house.
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