Bulb toad, fiery newt, blue turtle, kinda cute,
Poison ghoul, whack-a-mole, blind blue vampire bat,
Rock with arms, angry bird, magnet ball, purple turd,
Sentient Pokeball, literally just a giant rat

Pig monkey, swirl frog, backwards snake, tiger dog,
Coin cat, slow hippo with a biting shell,
Lightning mouse, rhino beast with a king and queen,
Tangled vines, creepy mime, blackface lady as well

It wasn't just Gen Five,
It's been always weird,
Since the games premiered,
It wasn't just Gen Five,
There were some designed,
That'd make you lose your mind,

Leaf dino, blue gator, fire-backed porcupine,
Circle bear, water hare, shaggy arctic yak swine,
Rock tree, lava snail, monkey with a hand tail,
Pufferfish, static sheep, bagworm like a cone pine

Aztec bird, dragonfly, hieroglyph with one eye
Dairy cow that goes moo, even weaker Pikachu,
Eevee of the sun and moon, dinosaur from a cocoon,
Manta ray, bulldog fae, and unicorn spider, too

It wasn't just Gen Five,
It's been always weird,
Since the games premiered,
It wasn't just Gen Five,
There were some designed,
That'd make you lose your mind,

Blue amphibian, leaf lizard, chicken that knows martial arts
Weather forecast, spring pig, fast sloth, half a shark,
Rotund rolling seals, clam that becomes two eels,
Jaws on head, bug that's dead, virus creature colored red,

Mexican lily pad, banana dino, snow cone,
Cactus people, ant lion, floating skull and crossbone
Prehistoric arthropod, giant orca ocean god,
Cloud bird, heart fish, shooting star that makes a wish

It wasn't just Gen Five,
It's been always weird,
Since the games premiered,
It wasn't just Gen Five,
There were some designed,
That'd make you lose your mind,

Fire monkey, penguin king, tortoise that's a small land,
Sea slug, smelly skunk, and buck-toothed groundhog,
Honeycomb queen bee, frozen yeti Christmas tree
Haunted rock that's full of sin, cherry with a conjoined twin,
Playboy bunny, fat cat, crow with a funny hat
X-Ray Luxray, what else do I have to say?

It wasn't just Gen Five,
It's been always weird,
Since the games premiered,
It wasn't just Gen Five,
There were some designed,
That'd make you lose your mind,

Samurai otter seal, sumo wrestler pig, Emperor serpent that used to have feet,
Trash bag, grinding gears, heart-nosed bat with fused ears,
Psychic nucleus, ice cream, chandelier,

Hand puppet hydra, fat chubby Mothra, starter-typed monkeys, electrical zebra
Plant made of metal thorns, musketeers not three but four,
Snowflake, candle, I can't take it anymore

It wasn't just Gen Five,
It's been always weird,
Since the games premiered,
It wasn't just Gen Five,
But it's quite a pain,
When the fans complain, complain, complain, complain, complain

It wasn't just Gen Five,
It's been always weird,
Since the games premiered,
It wasn't just Gen Five,
There were some designed,
That'd make you lose your mind,

It wasn't just Gen Five,
It's been always weird,
Since the games premiered,
It wasn't just Gen Five,
There were some designed,
That'd make you lose your mind,

It wasn't just Gen Five,
It's been always weird,
Since the games premiered,
It wasn't just Gen Five,
There were some designed,
That'd make you lose your mind...