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Song Parodies -> "Ducks Are Queer"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Ducks Are Queer"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

It is not just that anthropomorphic ducks, like Donald and Daisy, are a popular trope - ducks and other anatids have really strange behavioural traits as well. A male duck is called 'drake and a female duck is 'hen'.
Ducks are queer
I mean they're reallly weird and perverts mere -
They show some strangest traits of all the birds
It's something you'd describe with X-rate words

I'll tell you why the ducks are queer
their mating rituals are rap1ng sheer
a flock of male ducks will gang-up a hen
and practice group fun as long as they can
and then some more again

And when she knows whom
She wants as her man
she will epxunge cum
of other drakes - yes she can
And he has wee-wee as long
as himself -

Oh good Lord, how the ducks are queer!
I mean, their gender is by no means clear
the ducks can change their 5ex when they get old
from hen to drake or in reverse - that's cold!-
She's got a choice

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Ducks are queer -
the mallard drakes may call each other 'dear'
I mean, that one in eight of them likes boys
and hens are not among their family joys
and they'll have fun..

When ducks are quacking
she's sounding much louder
and what he's lacking
he'll put up a plumage prouder
Just because -

Oh good Lord, how the ducks are queer!
some hens brood in other nests that are near
and black-headed duck is just like cuckoo -
a sheer brood parasite of seagulls, whoo!
Ducks are strange, woo!
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Ducks are queer
I mean, really queer
They are really strange
Oh, how the ducks are queer
I mean, really queer
They are really strange
Oh, how the ducks are queer
I mean, really queer
They are really strange
Oh, how the ducks are queer
I mean, really queer
They are really strange
Oh, how the ducks are queer

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Patrick - May 19, 2021 - Report this comment
Leftist Democrats are envious.
Susanna Viljanen - May 20, 2021 - Report this comment
Let's be polite and say the Nature works in mysterious ways.

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