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Song Parodies -> "Not Gonna Use the A-Word"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start the Fire"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Not Gonna Use the A-Word"

Parody Written by:

I'm Da Bomb

The Lyrics

Basically, I list all the synonyms for butt but I DON'T use the word a**.
Tail, hiney, bottom, hammy
Butt, booty, rear, fanny
Tush, posterior, tushie, keister, gluteus, backside
Seat, caboose, rear end
Hindquarters, tail-end
Haunches, gluteus maximus, glutes, behind

Not gonna use the A-word!
I won't use that word, too many times I've heard it
Not gonna use the A-word!
It's for an ignoramus, so you cannot shame us

Ham, rump, pollutes-the-air,
Breech, buns, derriere,
Can, cheeks, full moon, keester, beam, shaft, bum
Seat, nates, hunkers, duff
Gosh, writing this song is tough!
Fundament, beam, stern, I can't come up with any more!

Not gonna use the A-word!
We're a little short, but we can make it work, though
Not gonna use the A-word!
But I quit, these words don't go on, and on, and on, and on!

Not gonna use the A-word!
No I never will, though it wouldn't kill me
Not gonna use the A-word!
I will always fight it, because it blights the world!
That was hard. Sorry the song's a little short, that gosh damn word doesn't have as many synonyms as I thought it did.

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