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Song Parodies -> "Trump is a %$#@& Liar"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start the Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Trump is a %$#@& Liar"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Every 4 years, I get to put together a new version of this song about Republicans. The best part is, they give me all the pieces of the puzzle and I just put them together. Orange Julius didn't disappoint me this year. Him and his cast of misfits and all the crazy crap he's pulled on the nation has been a treasure-trove of material. Here it all is, in sing-song form. And remember----VOTE BLUE, NO MATTER WHO!
John Bolton, Don McGhan, Lev Parnas, Lindsey Graham
Deutschebank, Steve Mnuchin, Marco Rubio
Trump is worse than Richard Nixon, Robert Mueller's bad decision
It's outrageous, kids in cages down near Mexico

Rosenstein, Mike Pence, stop the damn emolluments
Putin, Roger Stone, jail time for Michael Cohen
Jared Kushner, Ukraine, Trumpies need a new brain
Jerry Nadler, Mitt Romney, Mick Mulvaney goodbye!!

Trump is an effin liar
He's told thirteen thousand
and we're all still countin'
Trump is an effin liar
And were gonna' fight him but we'd rather indict him.


Lower taxes for the rich, pardon Rod Blegoyavich
Screwed the "dreamers", no subpoenas, tax returns blocked
Witch Hunt, abuse of power, John Kelly, Trump Tower
Trillion dollar deficit, the handicapped get mocked.

Jeff Sessions, William Barr, Biden picking Klobuchar?
Mike Pompeo, Dan Coates, GOP purging votes
You won't see MAGA hats worn by any Democrats
Hannity, "Covfefe", to hell with Devin Nunez!!

Trump is an effin liar
He's told fourteen thousand
and we're all still countin'
Trump is an effin liar
And were gonna' fight him but we'd rather indict him.

Sarah Sanders--Moscow Mitch...Fire Marie Yovanovich
Tom Price, market crash, Trump's head is up his ass
Money for the border wall, Vlad Zielinsky phone call
Chuck Schumer, Rick Gates, blame it on the "Deep State"

Medal for Rush Limbaugh, beer for Brett Kavanaugh
Judge Jeanine Pirro, Golf in Mar-a-lago
Briefings that he won't read, take away his Twitter feed!!!
Scaramucci, Hope Hicks, Rudy Giuliani!

Trump is an effin liar
He's told fifteen thousand
and we're all still countin'
Trump is an effin liar
And were gonna' fight him but we'd rather indict him.

Michael Flynn, Russians.... hacking our elections
Tarriffs, Adam Schiff, "There was no collusion"
"Grab her by the labia", Barron and Melania
Gordon Sondlen, twin brothers Vindeman
Guilty Paul Manafort, read the whole Mueller report
USA (in) disarray, can't wait till Election Day!!

Trump is an effin liar
He's told sixteen thousand
and we're all still countin'
Trump is an effin liar
And were gonna' fight him but we'd rather indict him.

Kelly-Anne, Kim Jong Un, Trump is still an orange buffoon
Virus, stocks down, California lockdown
Giving more subsidies to the oil companies
No deals with Iran, (he) made one with the Taliban

Sharpies on the weather map---Mark Meadows Chief of Staff
Rick Perry, Bolton's book, Impeached, off the hook
Climate change and Arctic thaw, broken every rule of law
Headed for a Civil War, we can't take this anymore!

Trump is an effin liar
He'll tell twenty thousand
and we'll still be countin'
Trump is an effin liar
But when he is gone
Will his crap go on, and on, and on, and on

Trump is an effin liar
He'll tell twenty thousand
and we'll still be countin'
Trump is an effin liar
And were gonna' fight him but we'd rather indict him.
Feel free to insert the correct expletive when you sing along in the chorus!

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Ana Fana - March 23, 2020 - Report this comment
A tour de force about the turd de farce.
Michael Pacholek - March 23, 2020 - Report this comment
You may be right. He may be crazy. And it never was a lunatic we're looking for. Turn out the lights. His mind is hazy. He's always wrong and this we know and you may be right.
My Name Is Of No Consequence - March 24, 2020 - Report this comment
Cause we're the NPC, the Orangeman bad; NPC, the ORANGEMAN bad; NPC, you know the Orangeman bad; NPC, Orangeman is BA-A-A-A-A-A-AD!!!!!!
Arch Vile - March 24, 2020 - Report this comment
If only the karaoke bars were open. I would have killed it with this one. I'll remember this one when social distancing is resolved.
Jeff (the author) - March 24, 2020 - Report this comment
Arch vile, you have my blessing at the Karaoke bar....in fact, go through my repertoire and pick out any Trump songs you like. Cheers!!!
Guy With Actual Working Brain - March 24, 2020 - Report this comment
You leftards still can't write anything intelligent to save your life, I see. Oh well; as long as every worthless leftard parasite with "diversity" or "inclusion" in his "job" title is publishing worthless garbage like this on garbage sites like this one instead of getting paid to harangue his intellectual superiors at college with it, the world's a better place.
SPANK That Donnie Douchebag! - March 24, 2020 - Report this comment
You are %$#@& right on ALL counts and then some. You did forget about Melania's porn past, who Diaper-Stinking Donnie's REAL wife is and what he LOOOOVES to get from sluts. You did really great %$#@& job here! This song is tough to rewrite, I tried it myself and gave up long ago.
Lili M - December 03, 2020 - Report this comment
Awesome parody. "Trump is still an orange buffoon"...Yes, yes he is... At least now he's gone, but his crap is going on...and on...and on...and ON.
John Dacey - December 03, 2020 - Report this comment
Clever and fun. Great job.
John Dacey - December 04, 2020 - Report this comment
A trip down Bad Memory Lane. I took your advice about the chorus lyric and was able to sing it twice as loud. Thanks -

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