What's the matter with these kids I'm playing with,
A little drink gonna change my style,
It's really refreshing and really simple to make
My mouth getting a big black smile.

We're all droolin' and this guy's shades are stretchin'
Runnin' to get something really cool from the kitchen
But I get locked out, my sandals got some big gout, but it's still wacky wild to me.

What's the matter with their faces so saddened,
Their Kool-aid supply is pretty low,
As for me, I'm getting taller, wider and more jolly,
& my skin is see through from head to toe.

Back to them, they're getting pouty and mopin'
One even opened a drawer & found a locomotion
Plus pots, pans a saxophone, I'll soon be smashin' into their home
Because it's still wacky wild to me.

Kids, while I'm changing, you can clip the point squares on the packets to get stuff at my warehouse.
You'd get a bike or a vcr or even some wacky beanie babies, you'll be the wackiest kid in town.
This shirt here is starting to rip down...

[There's a saxophone solo at this point, during so, the girl-turned-guy continues to change back to his big kool form. The hair that the kids are supposed to have is finally gone, replacing with a big hole with one end pointing. It has to be that way to pour his liquid for everyone. His insides went from pointless organs, bones & blood to said liquid, so good. One ear, so hideous on him, grew back into his signature handle. Eventually, his sandals came back too & the dark blue skirt he had on restricted into more comfortable shorts.]

Oooooooh what's the matter with the wall of this building,
It's so crappy and paperthin,
But now that my eyes and nose like the same again,
Let the cartoonish refreshment begin.

A boy's eyes are like a slot machine, what a miser
A girl inflates herself, gets red clothes & is surprised by a geyser
There's kool-aid bursts, a squeezable bottle, sugar free singles going full throttle
& it's still wacky wild to me.
Stretch squash and mutilate, kool-aid is really great because it's still wacky wild to me, OH YEAH!!