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Song Parodies -> "Waiting in the Lines"

Original Song Title:

"The Longest Time"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Waiting in the Lines"

Parody Written by:

E.S. Blofeld

The Lyrics

Disneyland pass and ticket prices have risen enormously in the past 3 years. Despite being done to reduce crowding, the crowds only continue to get worse
Oh no no
Waiting in the lines
Oh no no
Waiting in the

I went down to Disneyland tonight
Thinking that the crowds would be alright
I had it all planned
I’d have a time so gra-and
I wouldn’t waste it waiting in the lines

Suddenly I lost my sense of fun
Noticing where the tram queue begun
Lost 30 minutes
But I won’t just leave and call quits
Hope the park’s better, waiting in the lines

Oh no no
Waiting in the lines
Oh no no
Waiting in the

I was hungry, saw a churro cart
When I saw the line I had a start
Stretched way down Main Street
Worse than ol’ Mickey’s meet-greet
Why must this happen, waiting in the lines

Maybe they’ll get better later on
I thought I was right
Turned out I was wrong
Average wait time, hour for each ride
(To) wait hurts my pride
But I paid to get in here

Even Small World wasn’t that immune
Wasting time in line hearing that tune
It’ll be midnight
Yet the queue end’s nowhere in sight
I’m losing patience, waiting in the lines

Tried to get a Fastpass to ride Space
But they were sold out
Despair lined my face
Tried to hop on Indiana Jones
My luck- the park just closed
And I waited for nothing

I thought “I’ll go buy a yearly pass
“All these crowds must certainly not last”
I saw the prices
1000 dollars, panic crisis
I’m done with Disney and their stupid lines
Oh no no
Waiting in the lines
Oh no no
Waiting in those lines
Oh no no
Waiting in the lines

Repeat until fade out
Pro tip= the best time to go Disneyland is on Easter Sunday. Trust me

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