-> "Tell Her To Shove It, Charlie Brown"
Original Song Title:
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Tell Her To Shove It, Charlie Brown"
I don’t think that Lucy really wants to hold your ball
Y’know the word is out that
she’s the reason that
your kicking skills have stalled
It is not because
she can’t keep the ball on grass
she just simply likes to see you fall on your ass
Oh listen boy
I’m sure you’re assuming that she won’t do it this time
(and that OJ’s gonna catch the bastard who committed all those crimes)
You’re a big boy now
and it’s time to change your views
That Van Pelt girl is totally bad news
Tell her you’ve had it
Tell her “uh-uh, not this dude!
Eighty times I’ve trusted
you, you’re really really rude”
Tell her to shove it
Tell her “Don’t mess with me, MATE!
Charlie Brown’s too sassy
to make eighty-one mistakes.”
it’s not necessarily just YOU who Lucy punks
She got Linus in a tizz by pretending
that his blanket must’ve shrunk.
and poor Schroeder had
his white keys painted black
so you really hafta go on the attack
Tell her you’ve had it,
that her ball-swipe days are done!
Tell her you might…
go and tell her mum
Tell her you’ve had it!
Tell her “LISTEN HERE, VAN PELT!
Watch out or I’ll think of
maybe asking someone else.”
coz now and then
you’ve gotta factor in…
landing ON your head is not a good outcome.
Because it may cause spinal damaging,
and your healthcare might not cover you for “dumb”
I know you are hung up
on that little red-haired chick
Got a hunch that she
ain’t impressed C.B.
is such a sucker for this trick.
She’s a pretty girl -
she WON’T stay on the shelf
also Pig-pen’s now deodorising himself
Tell her to shove it,
that you’ve had a wake-up call!
YOU will not air-kick again that dumb Lucille ball
Tell her to also
shove her psychiatric booth!
Tell that mean fussbudget
that she “can’t handle the truth!”
Tell her to shove it!
YOU are not one OF her schmucks
Tell her you’ve had it!
Tell her that her baseball sucks!
Y’gotta tell her to shove it!
Tell her she shouldn’t be so cruel!
Y’gotta tell her you’ve had it!
Tell her you’re no april fool!
ah, what the hell
You’re not gonna do it, are ya buddy?
Nuthin’s gonna change, is it mate?
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