This is, by far, the greatest parody ever written, yet no one has commented on it, and some fool, very likely from the Fake News Media bank, has voted it 111. Meanwhike, cheers and plaudits are heaped on the Hillary-run DEM sympathizers. SAD!

And this parody has been hacked, too. I don't know who this Agrimorfee is and why he has inserted a copyright notice on MY PARODY!! The Special Counsel should be looking into THAT. NO COLLUSION! #MAKEAMIRIGHTGREATAGAIN

Very smart to run this ahead of April 01, there's gonna be so many DJT said/tweeted this/that that we'll lose count (yes, over here too) - but you them all to it! HUUUGE!

Nice practical joke here Agrimorfee! At first I thought you weren’t able to get both parodies done in time but I should have known better. You got me!

Meta-phorical.

Best fake parody ever. You were a-fired :) The joke was on us! I would give you 5s but I am tweeting them to you instead! :)

Congratulations, Mr. President! You get the prize for using the only Billy Joel song I personally do not know and also makes me think of Bon Jovi's "Runaway" (which came years later but who cares). Anyway, Mr. President, you'll be happy to know that I think that this parody that you wrote ALL BY YOURSELF is really good! What a talented president you are! In conclusion, please try not to be so modest when discussing your accomplishments in the future. Really, it's okay to "toot your own horn" from time to time; no really, you deserve it! Thank you sir, it's been an honor!

Hill says: "Deplorables, there's homophobes, deep-state-a-phobes, fake-news-and-fake-weather-a-phobes, xenophobes, you name it"... "I won the popular vote; I should be in that Oval Office"... "The rust belt is actually those Appalachains who wash their pants with the belts still on them and wash their shirts with the suspenders still on them and can't understand why the belt buckles and suspenders are totally rusty"... "Those ridge runners stabbed me in the back clinging to their guns and Bibles" They aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer because they are all rusty from leaving them in their pockets when they do their by-yearly laundry"...

"I belong at 1600 PA Ave; not The Donald"... "Oh my how the time (yawn) does fly when you are stewing in your own juices"... "Have to run along now, I'm late for my 3rd nap of the day".



Billy says: "I just found out that harass is not two words but only one; I like the two word version better. I'll get the deep state to fix Mr. Webster's definition of the word and have all the dictionaries changed to reflect this"...

"And to think I could have been the first, first gentleman if it wasn't for those rust belt folk and the troublesome electorial college, NOT! Don't tell Hill but I was really pulling strings against her getting the office"... BTW I need the deep state to tweak the definition of "is" as Mr. Daniel Webster defines it... I'll get a 2-fer they owe me big time for all I have done for them".







The-eh the-eh the-eh That's all folks.

Ah, the meta-gag, Agri! An april fools day parody masked as its own april fools day prank. It's like one of those recursion puzzles. I've never been tricked into watching a speech on soup, but oh, the number of times I've had my nails painted blue! Sheesh, you'd think I'd learn - 555

Ban shredded cheese, make America grate again.

I may have overdone the joke, thank goodness you guys noted my in-character Comments! Thanks for the praise (and for being good sports).

So sad, the author had to start the comments a-rolling. If it had been possible to give you a negative 10 would have done so