Dr. Light, was pretty intelligent
Couldn’t have been any smarter
So then he made robots for a living
And now he’s working even harder

But then one day, Wily stole all his robots
And then Rock went to Light and he said
“Dr. Light, I will fight, I will do what is right!”
And thus a legend was bred

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Shoot that maniac, you are Mega Man
Shoot Dr. Wily tonight
We don’t care if he begs for mercy
You have a constitutional right

Now Proto Man, his brother, is a friend of his
Who whistles his tune in the night
And he’s quick with some help, and he likes Michael Phelps
And Mega Man thinks he does all right
And then Rush helps him up with that springy thing
And Beat flies him up when he’s in need
And when he’s done with his quest, he’ll need some time to rest
After watching the bad doctor plead

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Bass is an evil killing machine
Who always had time for his dog
And he’s working for Wily, who says very slyly
That he will reduce Rock to a log

And Bass is using his blaster thing
And he’s flying with Treble on his back
Yes, he’s wreaking havoc all over the place
Why can’t he cut us some slack?

Shoot that maniac, you are Mega Man
Shoot Dr. Wily tonight
And while you’re at it please shoot Bass in the head
We don’t need another guy to fight

It’s a pretty good day, at the castle
Wily’s machine just went up into flames
And Mega Man has said that he wants Wily dead
So he gets out his gun and he aims
Oh, and then Bass comes in and he saves him
And Mega Man escapes with his life
And the castle explodes like a fireworks show
And Mega Man comes out like a knife

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Shoot that maniac, you are Mega Man
Shoot Dr. Wily tonight
You’re the savior of the land, you’re a hero now
And we think that you do all right