Vanna White
Yes, her pure existence shines so bright
I get told that I'll get over Wheel
But I know that this obsession's real

I Vanna try for that Vanna White
With that puzzleboard that shines so bright
She's turning letters like no one else can
I know that she'd like a Wheel Watcher fan
That's what I am

And when I go out
And get on that show
Though it's a long way
That I'll have to go

She'll see I solve so great
All because
I'm in love with the Vanna White
You know that she makes Wheel a big delight
She's getting old but she's still got that
I'm sure she doesn't need mean jokes from Pat
About her cat

Vanna White
I need to know how I can solve just right
So from the Toss-Ups to the Final Spin
I'll solve the puzzle, then I'll solve again
And then I'll win

And she is touching
Those letters so fine
And when I'm solving
She'll say that she's mine

I'll solve with no letters
All because
I'm in love with the Vanna White
With that puzzleboard that shines so bright
She's turning letters like no one else can
I know that she'd like a Wheel Watcher fan
That's what I am

Vanna White
She's Wheel's Vanna White
You know I'm in love
With that Vanna White
It's Vanna White
You know I'm in love
With that Vanna White
It's Vanna White
You know I'm in love
With that Vanna White
It's Vanna White
You know I'm in love
With that Vanna White