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Song Parodies -> "It's Still Rocky Road to Me"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"It's Still Rocky Road to Me"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

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What’s the matter with the stuff I’m eatin’?
“Can’t ya see that it’s not healthy?”
Maybe I should drink some Tab in bottles,
“Goin’ back to ’63?
Where have you been eatin’ out lately, honey?
You can’t eat fancy with the way ya spend your money.”
Everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout the sundae,
Funny, but it’s still rocky road to me.

What’s the matter with the spoon I’m usin’?
“Can’t ya tell that it’s just plastic?”
Should I get a bunch of rainbow jimmies?
“Are ya kiddin’? That cream is just way too thick.
Nowadays, ya can’t be too gastronomic.
Your best bet’s to buy a brand-new Batman comic.”
Joker, poker, weathered like Roker.
It’s still rocky road to me.

Oh, it doesn’t matter what they say in the media,
‘Cause vanilla just leaves people cold.
There’s a new treat in town,
But ya can’t get the taste from a creamery that’s down in Seoul,
Unless you are Bob Dole.

How about a bag of pink marshmallows
And a huge can of fresh almonds?
“You could really be a John Rambo baby
If ya just start firebombin’.
Don’t waste your money on some plain ol’ chocolate,
You’ll be happier if ya go out and rock it.”
I scream, you scream, they scream, we all scream,
It’s still rocky road to me.

All right!

[saxophone solo]

What’s the matter with the cone I’m eatin’?
“Don’t ya know it’s a real waffle?”
Should I try to be an ice cream trucker?
“If ya do, don’t sell falafel.
Don’t ya know about the regulations, honey?
You can’t rock those quarts ‘till the IRS gets money.”
But still, I scream, you scream, they scream, we all scream,
It’s still rocky road to me.

Everybody’s talkin’ ‘bout the sundae,
Funny, but it’s still rocky road to me.
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting sent back to the age of jive.

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
in the words of Rob, & Weird Al Yankovic, "I Love Rocky Road!" 455
Rob Arndt - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Dylan, rated this 5s earlier, but am out of Rocky Road puns!!!

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