In the middle of the night
I go wizzing in my sheets
My pajamas are wet
From a river of pee

I should have peed in the toilet
before I went to bed
But I didn't do that
And now I wish that I had

And even though I knew my bladder was full
I went to bed without visiting the porcelain bowl
I thought I could hold it in through most of the night
but as I just found out, I've been the soaking floor

In the middle of the night
I go wizzing in my sheets
I turned a case of beer
into a river of pee

I should have peed in the toilet
before I went to bed
'cause now everything's wet
and my girlfriend woke up

I don't know why I turned out all of the lights
But now I'm tired and I'm not getting up anymore
I dreamed of Eden and a demon and a stream
and now my legs are getting wetter than they were before

In the middle of the night
I go wizzing in my sheets
It just gushed on out
like a river of pee

I should have peed in the toilet
before I went to bed
But I didn't do that
And now I wish that I had

In the middle of the night

I'm not sure why I didn't go piss
God knows it's not the first time I've gone to the can
Strip off my sheets, so late I can't believe
I'm doing laundry, now I'm cranky and mad.

In the middle of the night
I go wizzing in my sheets
instead of in a restroom
There's a river of pee

It soaks down to the box-spring
To the floor underneath
my downstairs neighbor just called
to see if I've got a leak

In the middle of the night