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Song Parodies -> "Keep Down Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Keep Down Girls"

Parody Written by:

Pol Potlatch

The Lyrics

Keep down girls
They’re living in an uppity world
We see ’em working right alongside guys
They should be mommas knocked up making pies

I’m going to try to keep down girls
Should be living in a bake bread world
Washing clothes and scrubbing frying pans
Each abasing herself to her man
That is my plan

Everyone knows how
They should be spending their time
We men must wake up
Halt feminist crimes

Enough is just enough
So my cause
Now is just, it’s to keep down girls
I can see their knees! Their hair is curled!!
Using implements of sin they call “toys”
Instead of marrying masters boys
Some are “pro-choice”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Upp’ty girls
How they act these days makes my hair curl
They can vote now, other rights they win
When did all this sacrilege begin?
Living in sin!

Just hear them talking
Talking all the time
Like children squawking
Both should be like mimes

Enough is just enough!
So my cause
Now is just, it’s to keep down girls
First our morals loosen then unfurl
Must return to a man-make-“bread” world
Mostly I don’t agree with Taliban
But I do like their keep women down plan
Likewise Iran

Keep down girls
We must keep down girls
Purify our world

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Dave W. - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Uhgg....She wants a brave man, She wants a cave man !
Mr. Yin-Yang - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent parody. It shows that gender discrimination still exists - even in the good ol' U.S.A. You forgot to mention our so-called allies in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait. In Saudi Arabia women can't drive, can't leave the house w/o an older male relative nearby, there's child marriages, raped females get disgraced and even killed and so forth. A long time ago John Lennon and Yoko Ono said, "Woman Is The N*gger Of The World" and unfortunately it's still true for some people.

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