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Song Parodies -> "Upstairs Ghoul"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Upstairs Ghoul"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Now that we're in the month of Halloween,I have decided that every spoof I submit in this time shall be horror-related.
We will start by checking what is that terrible horrifying sound coming from the attic...that isn't Billy Joel's voice (zing!)
Upstairs ghoul
She's been haunting since she died in school
I bet it was a gruesome way to die
Now she's hauntin' me and I don't know why

I am scared of that upstairs ghoul
She's been giving my dreams some nightmare fuel
Anybody can see her?Yes they can
She scares the crap outta every woman and man
I bet she's damned

And when she screams and
Shrieks,it's a cri-i-ime
And when she scares,it sends
Chills down my spi-i-ine

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I am scared of an upstairs ghoul

You know she drowned in the school pool
She was shy,she didn't make any noise
So she caught the attention of some boys
She had no choice

Upstairs ghoul
You know,her fate was kinda cruel
Had a very unpleasant death
From some jerks who were high on meth
And a girl named Beth

And when she's haunting
She screams and she whi-i-ines
And when she's stalking
It sends chills down my spi-i-ine

She'll say I'm not so brave
Just because
I am scared
Of an upstairs ghoul

Her untimely demise was really uncool
She has rotten see-through skin
Smells like she came out of a garbage bin
This is my fín

Upstairs ghoul
She's my upstairs ghoul
You know I am scared
Of an upstairs ghoul
My upstairs ghoul
You know I am scared
Of an upstairs ghoul
My upstairs ghoul...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Flash - Perfect seasonal ode. This year my wife is dressing as the devil and I'm going as the Chicago fire. When we stand next to each other, the two of us really look like Hell! ;D
John Barry - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Very Ghoud.
Leo Keough - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Great Halloween concept...hmmm, gives me an idea for a Halloween song...555!!!
Flash Flood - October 19, 2011 - Report this comment
No freakin' way!!Five people voted 5 in the last 3 days?!Holy crap,I have absolutely no idea what am I doing right,but it's working!

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