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Song Parodies -> "Big Mouth Biden"

Original Song Title:

"Big Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Big Mouth Biden"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

This parody is about the recent v.p. debate and Joe Biden's big mouth
Well, you went into town and you're so obscene
With a large pinnochio nose
You had the con put-on, words unplanned
And the buffoon with a prose
Ooh, with the news on this morning
He statred to perspire
And your lies, old fogy can't see
Go on cry about your party
But don't come crying to me

Biden's got a big mouth, don't chew
He had to open up his mouth
He had put his foot in his big mouth debut
Makes me want to flout
He had to have the last word, last night
That's the way the left wing acts out
He had to have the bright media spotlight
He had to have a big mouth last night
Whoa

They were all impressed at the Washington Press
And I thought you knew this victory was McCain's
And the story of your latest regress
You were so unrestrained
Aw, but now, you just don't remember
All the things you said
And you're not sure that you want to know
Your job is easy money
And you sure did put on a show

Yes, yes you had had to have a big mouth, didn't you
Had to prove it to the crowd
You had to have a big mouth debut
All the Dems were so knocked out
You had to have the last word last night
This balding little clown
He had to be an affront rage- bold type
He had to open his big mouth last night
Whoa

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh-oh
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh-oh

Well, it's no big sin to put your two cents in
And you never know when to leave it alone
You just had to be a swine
You couldn't see that you were such a drone

No no no no no no
You had to have a big mouth, Biden
You stuck your foot in your mouth
You had to have a big mouth, don't chew
All the Dems were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
His running mate is brown
you had to have the bright media spotlight
You had to have a big mouth last night
Whoa

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh-oh
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh-oh

Big mouth
Big mouth
Big mouth

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No way - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I see Mr 1's has been here (for a very good reason), but he didn't comment. So I will take his place: This parody doesn't make sense.
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Joe Biden is the one who does make sense. This parody is about the v.p. debates-post election. I guess you weren't informed enough to watch them or pay attention to politics.
An Ignorant Piece Of Rancid Codfish - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Whatever you say...
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
-Correction- Joe Biden does not make sense. I guess I must have forgotten to insert the "not"
Poop Pants - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
No, you were right the first time. Joe Biden is a perfectly sensible gentleman. Not like you, you...you....damit, I can't think of an insult name right now.

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