I'm a human, not ok, ate too much, so here I lay
Stomach is sick, water levels, float me like a boat

Pasta starchy, liquor mixin', my new baker, bad decision
Skunky beer pours out my rear, barrelin' my hole

Frozen burgs, bon-bons, everyday, parmigiana
Canned dough, dumplings and chives and a pastrami on rye

Sweet and sour, fat, lean, thinking 'bout a new spleen
Fluff marshmallow, liver rotting, why'd I eat that mud pie

My farts burn like fire
Stomach's always churning
Toilet water's turning
My farts burn like fire
Got a hint of sulfur
That will soon engulf ya

Buffet stallin', out of stuff, no-sir I won't take this guff
"Lock the cellar, no more, fella", slit my wrists, doc

T-bone, filet mignon, rollatini packed on
Din-Din, drool falls, don't look at the clock

Looks fine, looks clean, Brooklyns got a winning scene
'tato croquet, gravy pan, it impressed me, gave a hand

Fargo, food's a mess, altogether, failed test
Couldn't pace, lost the race, trouble in the sewers

My farts burn like fire
Though my health's ajournin'
I am never learnin'
My farts burn like fire
I can't sleep at night, it
Makes my pants real tight

Spittle drop, pass the nap', sticky handle, carpet vac
Guts sick, want to die, fudge packed it makes me cry

Tied one on, bladder's galled, blown up like a gas ball
Feeling good has been denied, millions of bub-bles-in-side

Cakes from Dolly, I'm sure, face chunky, yeah that's her
Stomach droops, ass grows, pretzels are a death blow

Are you, just like me, rotund with obesity?
Tubby pecker, won't grow, can't fit in my condo

My farts burn like fire
Intestinal distension
Hurts to much to mention
My farts burn like fire
They're silent, but deadly
From the 3 bean medley

Stay away, eggman, danger in a strange hand,
Willin, killin', vascular invasion

Insurance won't pay me a, sick fish caused my mania,
Brown piss, again, Listerine comparison

Hope all, colon checks, don't finish with back door sex,
If OK, I will stay, how much will I have to pay?

My farts burn like fire
It's entrail extension
From anal retention
My farts burn like fire
Got a bad inspection
Need a full resection

Girth control, haul me in, I threw out my back again
Ruined cot, split socks, water weight, don't mock
Bacon makin' friend of mine, peanuts from the airline
All I told ya 'bout my can, no one seems to understand

What's my fortune, can't decide, triple bypass? suicide?
Bedding wets, homeless next, racked by my neglect
One day soon of this I'm sure, they will find me on the floor
Gluttony, it has no cure, hope I live 'till 34!

My farts burn like fire
Stomach's always swellin'
Furniture is smellin'
My farts burn like fire
I can't sleep at night, it
Makes my pants real tight

My farts burn like fire
Though my health's ajournin'
I am never learnin'
My eyes burn like fire
I can't see at night or
Tell my left from right

My farts burn like fire
Abdominal distension
Hurts to much to mention
Methane source for hire
All my stools are wrenchin'
Through my large intestine

My farts burn like fire
It's entrail extension
From anal retention...(fade)