Thunder pants, thunder spray, turd whistle for right of way
Trouser trumpet, botty bagel, anal volcano

Bottom blaster, shoot the cannon, backfire, jet propulsion
Anal vapour, heinous anus, let a stinker go

Stress release, f-bomb, toilet tune, sphincter song
Rimshot, relasing gas - squeaking gas out of your ass

Singe the carpet, butt breeze, play the uncorked symphony
Mating call of barking spider, triple flutter ass-blast

[Chorus]
I didn't fart you liar
'Twas your trouser burping
Not my colon chirping
I didn't fart you liar
'Cause the one who smelt it
Is the one who dealt it

Wrong way burping, trouser cough, tail-wind, cuh-rack one off
Nose death, death breath, salute your shorts

Stink bomb, blow your horn, Puff the magic drag-on
Shoppin' at the Wal-Fart, steppin' on a duck

Fowl howl, wampum whale, Seven on the Rectum scale
Have a party in your pants, join the one man jazz band

Trelblow, you da' pest, odourama, SAS
SBDs, cutting cheese, lo! The toothless one speaks


[Chorus]
I didn't fart you liar
'Twas your bottom burping
Not my cheeks a-chirping
I didn't fart you liar
'Cause the one who smelt it
Is the one who dealt it


Ripple-fart, brick-bat, sounds like the wampus cat
Mulch-matter over mind, belch coming from behind

Thunderstrike, blast the chair, decimate the ozone layer
Bean blower, homicide, sailing on the low tide

Free jacuzzi, Ben Turd, sweetest sound ever heard
Flamethrower, acid rain, firing out a panty stain

U2, backdoor breeze, rectal tremor, trouser sneeze
Squeaky steamer, nose pain, insane in the methane


[Chorus]
I didn't fart you liar
'Twas your rear-end speaking
Not my cheeks a-cheeping
I didn't fart you liar
'Cause the one who smelt it
Is the one who dealt it

HUMrrhoids, butt-reek, doing the one-cheek sneak
Flatu-lation, risk of inflagration

Blow the bowel tuba - spend the day in SCUBA
Indig-nation, rotting vegetation

Pop! Parp!, sem-tex, explosion between the legs
Flatulate, exterminate - time for you to fumigate

[Chorus]
I didn't fart you liar
It was your cheek-flapper
Not my g-ghost crapper
I didn't fart you liar
'Cause the one who smelt it
Is the one who dealt it

Lethal cloud, crack attack, listen to the mud-duck quack
Moon gas, busting ass, wampogate, sick-nack
Butt percussion, freep again, terror on the airplane
After the thunder comes the rain, buttock-scented methane

What the dog did, cyanide, odour bubble, suicide
Butt bassoon, crack kaboom, flatus flying round the room
Blow the big brown horn before methane production galore
Rock and roller rectal roar, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

I didn't fart you liar
'Twas your flatus falling
Not my name you're calling
I didnt fart, you liar
But when you are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

[Chorus repeat to fa...]