Oh, oh, oh
On the longest line
Oh, oh, oh
On the longest
If you say, "buy groceries tonight"
I'll rush through the aisles from left to right
But at the checkout
I'll wait until the sun's out
I always end up on the longest line

On the Turnpike, I must pay a toll
Get through quickly, always is my goal
Toll taker takes lunch
Change toll lanes, hope I don't get crunched
Again I end up on the longest line

Oh, oh, oh
On the longest line
Oh, oh, oh
On the longest
I'm the guy you cut off at the mall
It's just inconven-i-ent, that's all
I will wait my turn
And I will do a slow burn
'Cause that's what happens on the longest line

At the bank ATM I wait
I must choose a line
And this part I hate
High finance? It shouldn't be this hard
Don't misplace your card
Is that too much to ask for?

Who knows what is slowing down my line?
Maybe I will get lucky next time
Oh, sure, just cut in...
You will get all of my chagrin
Because you've made an even longer line

I go to fill my car up with gas
Ten cars at the pump
They're all paying cash
Then the guy in front pays all in dimes
He counts them one by one
I think that should be a crime

At the movies, I might miss the show
Push and shove, to front of line I go
I've been arrested!
Frustrated, I protested
I'm sentenced to sit here for the longest time

Oh Oh Oh
On the longest line
Oh Oh Oh
On the longest line
Oh Oh Oh
On the longest line
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