Friday night I crashed my Audi
Saturday I started pouting
Sunday came I was in a lot of pain.
I was only passing through-
That's when my tire blew-
I shouldn't have been out driving in the rain.

I spun out in the passing zone
And that is when I slid along -
into a semi-truck full of grain.
I knew I shouldn't drive
On tires pass their prime-
And you say this only proves that I'm to blame.

I'll be all right, but now I'm achy
And it just may be a doctor that I'm looking for.
Turn down the lights, I'll take it easy
You may be wrong to go, but I'm sure I'll be all right.

Remember when you found me there,
Sprawled on the street, I knew you cared
You found me lying dirty in some oil.
You were the only one, who called from my cell phone-
the tow truck company said they'd be there in a while.

I shifted through the gears to try to
maintain control of my situation
but things got really crazy right away.
It got crazy yes it's true, after my tire blew
Now I wished I'd stay home that day.

I'll be all right, but now I'm achy
And it just may be a doctor that I'm looking for.
Turn down the lights, I'll take it easy
You may be wrong to go, but I'm sure I'll be all right.

I'll be all right, but now I'm achy
And it just may be a doctor that I'm looking for.
Turn down the lights, I'll take it easy
You may be wrong to go, but I'm sure I'll be all right.