Got some rules here that will keep you safe
Don't watch cable, smoke or drink, no
No mistake there will be Hell to pay
If there's garbage in the sink
Sleep in your camper
Wash your own dishes
Don't ask my wife

And don't make calls using our phone line
When you're indoors wipe your feet
Yelling voices make us lose our mind
Now allow me to repeat
Sleep in your camper
Wash your own dishes
Don't ask my wife

You'll stay through your vacation
And soon enough you'll leave
Well that kind of planning should be admired
But if you stay a day past
Any longer than we please
My kind of eviction will be required

Also, even if you feel compelled
You can't borrow any sheets, no
In the driveway not allowed to weld
Furthermore I will repeat
Sleep in your camper
Wash your own dishes
Don't ask my wife

Nice to know that you have been reviled
Now we hope you'll go away
Yes, we're tired of wearing our fake smiles
I've got one thing more to say
Sleep in your camper
Wash your own dishes
Don't ask my wife
Don't ask my wife