Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhh (Sounds of Throwing Up)

Upchuck girl,
she's been living in her Upchucked World
I bet she's never had a healthy guy,
to come take her on a date one night

Hope she won't die Cause she's an Upchuck girl
She's been livin' in her Thrown Up world
As long as she won't go and puke again,
and now she's looking for a healthy man
that's what I am

And when barfs,
she had already diiiine
And when she throws up,
her puke looks do fiiine

She'll see I'm not so well,
just because,
I've done fell for an Upchuck Girl

I've only seen her in her upchucked world
She's gettin' tired of her puked up life,
She wants to be somebosy's healthy wife
She may be right

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhh (Sounds of Throwing Up)

Upchuck girl
I can't afford any Pepto Bismol,
But maybe I might work at pharmacies
I'll get some then she'll fall in love with me
If it could be

And when she's eating,
she always seems fiiine
She's on the toilet,
in practically no tiiime

She'll see I'm not so well,
just because,
I've done fell for an Upchuck Girl

She's been livin' in her Thrown Up world
As long as she won't go and puke again,
and now She's looking for a healthy man
that's what I am

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhh (Sounds of Throwing Up)

Upchuck Girl,
she's my upchuck girl

Don't you know I'm in love with an upchuck girl
My upchuck girl
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