PIZZA MAN

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
no food in my belly is a sin
There's an old ham sitting next to me
next to my glass of tonic and gin
I say, Damn I sure am hungry
That phone where did it go
I'm excited for this treat cause he's right down the street
I just called old pizza Joes

Bring us a pie, you're the pizza man
bring us a pie tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for pepperoni
And you've got me wanting a bite

Now Joe at the pizzeria is a friend of mine
He gives me extra cheese for free
And he's quick with the dough, which he likes to throw
There's someplace that it needs to be
He says Ton, I'll be there in an hour
As the joy ran away from my place
Well I'm mad cause the movie started
Now what will I feed my face

Bring us a pie, you're the pizza man
bring us a pie tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for pepperoni
And you've got me wanting a bite

Now Paul is the delivery guy
Who only makes four fifty
And he's working with Davy who's in charge of my gravy
And probably thinks that it's nifty
And the wife is sleeping upstairs
As my tummy loudly just moan
Yes, I'm not sharing a single slice
Cause I don't mind eating alone
It's pretty busy on a Saturday,
And the manager gives me assurance
'Cause he knows that it's me they always see
To forget is an odd occurrence.
And I love pizzas at carnivals
Oh shit the telephone fell in my beer
And I sit on the couch and lick a jelly jar
And say, "Man, I wish my pizza was here?"

Bring us a pie, you're the pizza man
bring us a pie tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for pepperoni
And you've got me wanting a bite