Harry Potter, Ash Wednesday, gross vaginas, Mary Kay
Movie quoters, K-mart clothes, cutting off your toes
Chinese people, Richard Simmons, Undertaker, malnutrition
North Dakota, South Dakota, Tickle Me Elmos
Whoopi Goldberg, powerbombs, Carrot Top, Pokemon
Bandaids, eat a pie - it was poison now you die
Hossenfeffer, crack fiends, working at a Dairy Queen
Macarena, Rabies, Scabies, people eating babies

I'm gettin really tired
Of all this stupid stuff
I think I've had enough
You set my fart on fire
Well I tried to hide it
But you had to light it

Joe's Apartment, turn and cough, Napster and putt-putt golf
KY Jelly, Tori Spelling, Gentleman Brock
Fake tans, Honz and Fronz, Teletubbies, tampons
Getting hit in the balls, eighties glamour rock
Ben Stein, baked beans, Women's league basketball teams
Ugly people, pleated pants, midget wrestling, Aquaman
Michael Jackson, little breasts, Mississippi, incest
Penis cheese, terrorists, stupid preppy sweater vests

I'm gettin really tired
Of all this stupid stuff
I think I've had enough
You set my fart on fire
Well I didn't like it
You just had to try it

Fraggle Rock, fanny packs, Disney Channel, shark attacks
rednecks, color pink, that bitch on the Weakest Link
Mr. Clean and Pine Sol, fat roach crawling on the wall
Mild cheddar, diet drinks, Backstreet Boys and N'Sync

Beanie Babies, Fred Durst, lunch ladies, Hershey Squirts
Cowboy boots, camel toes, Oprah Winfrey talk shows
Poopoo and teetee, wait a minute, those are neat
Colon cancer, fat ho's, finding words that rhyme with ho's

I'm gettin really tired
Of all this stupid stuff
I think I've had enough
You set my fart on fire
Well I tried to stop it
But you had to watch it

Mother's Day, Heimlick, stuck my eye with toothpicks
Croutons, prison, boners for no reason
Eating grass and having fleas, crappy British comedies
Myself, you too, don't forget the stomach flu
Strip malls, being dead, mayonnaise covered white bread
PMS, what a mess, but it makes girls have big breasts!

I'm gettin really tired
Of all this stupid stuff
I think I've had enough
You set my fart on fire
I think I'm giving up
Nothing left of my butt

TRL, Full House, Richard Simmons back again
Moonshine, shoe shine, fat people, stop signs
Batman Robin, Valentine's, waiting in grocery lines
Diarrhea in my pants, taking baths in fire ants
Anal torture, exercise, flower petals, chicken thighs
Cyber pets, scrotum zits, back-packs, New York Mets
High priced ugly crabby whores, trendy urban coffee stores
I can't take it anymore, movies starring Pauly Shore

Now my bum's on fire
And it's really burning
And I'm really running
You set my fart on fire
And when I'm dead and gone
It will be burning on, and on, and on, and on...