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Song Parodies -> "The Longest Time Too"

Original Song Title:

"The Longest Time"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Longest Time Too"

Parody Written by:

Richie S.

The Lyrics

For the longest time
For the longest time

Have you ever held one in so tight
That you even lose your sense of sight
What else could you do
You have to take a poo-poo
You had to hold it for the longest time

Once I thought that it had gone away
Than I realized it was there to stay
Thought I was dreaming
Cause my butthole was a screaming
I had to hold it for the longest time

For the longest time
For the longest time

When your in school running down the hall
Then you get careless and you take a fall
It splatters the floor
You couldn't hold it no more
You just held it for the longest time

I remember when I had to go
I was alone in five feet of snow
I had no choice so I did it right there
But I didn't care cause I blamed it on a big bear

They say that holding it is wrong
They don't think our rectum is that strong
I'll take my chances
Hoping that it's only gases
Don't wanna hold it for the longest time

Have you ever been on a date
When your stomach acts up from the food that you ate
You think you can go relieve it
So you excuse yourself but you don't quite make it

After you go the bathroom reeks
Sometimes it's so bad it last for weeks
It smells really bad
But aren't you kind of glad
That you didn't hold it for a longer time

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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 31

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