Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "White Washing"
Original Song Title:
"White Wedding "
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Idol
Parody Song Title:
"White Washing"
Parody Written by:
Van S A'Parody
The Lyrics
(Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!) A song about airing your dirty laundry & wishing you could start the day again
Hey little sister, look what I've done
Hey little sister, get the washer on
Hey little sister, stained my shirt again
Hey little sister, spilled somethin' again
Where's little Mr Stain Gone?
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for some white washing
It's a nice day to start again
Hey little sister, who is it you meet?
Hey little sister, what's that on the sheets?
Hey little sister, hope you come clean
Hey little sister, hope it comes clean
Where's little Mr shotgun?
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for some white washing
It's a nice day to start again
Pack it up!
Told you before, yeah
Hey little sister, look what I've done
Hey little sister, now I'm the only one
I've been away for so long
Now I'll go away for so long
Did I let you down for so long?
It's a nice day to start again
Come on, it's a nice day for some white washing
It's a nice day to start again
If I'd only been home some more, yeah
I could not have asked any more
& although you wandered before
You may not have wandered, no more
Now you'll never wander no more
shot you dead!
Come on, it's a nice day for some white washing
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day to start again
Hey little sister, get the washer on
Hey little sister, stained my shirt again
Hey little sister, spilled somethin' again
Where's little Mr Stain Gone?
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for some white washing
It's a nice day to start again
Hey little sister, who is it you meet?
Hey little sister, what's that on the sheets?
Hey little sister, hope you come clean
Hey little sister, hope it comes clean
Where's little Mr shotgun?
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for some white washing
It's a nice day to start again
Pack it up!
Told you before, yeah
Hey little sister, look what I've done
Hey little sister, now I'm the only one
I've been away for so long
Now I'll go away for so long
Did I let you down for so long?
It's a nice day to start again
Come on, it's a nice day for some white washing
It's a nice day to start again
If I'd only been home some more, yeah
I could not have asked any more
& although you wandered before
You may not have wandered, no more
Now you'll never wander no more
shot you dead!
Come on, it's a nice day for some white washing
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day to start again
(1.1.20) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 40 | 39 | 40 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Well, good! (gives you 5's and leaves)
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyidol63.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 505
