Cheap, friendly wedding, no cost overruns
Cheap, friendly wedding, let's have some fun
Cheap, friendly wedding, a tacky plan
Cheap, friendly wedding, oh what a stunt!
"Dish is the gift" potluck! (Reception)

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All the food brought by guests
It's a nice day for a potluck wedding
No Paleos, please. No Vegans!

Cheap, friendly wedding: ham, chicken, brisket
Cheap, friendly wedding: Mac & Cheese, stuffed dishes
Cajun corn, rice casserole, funky stuff
Maybe should have gone with catering?
Naw, saved hundreds!!!

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(Somebody threw-up)

A couple went home!

Some of this food is being shunned
Some faces look so stunned
Hope this didn't go wrong (so wrong)
Some of the odors are so strong (so strong)
Bring on the booze, let's move on!

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Tacky, wacky, out of this world
But so far, only a few have hurled
Most expensive stuff often gets spoiled
We saved a lot, twice baked potatoes over boiled
Appetizers were also a win
But let's never do this again!

Saved bucks
A bit weird, this potluck wedding
Hope we didn't offend
With family and friends
Now off to the Econo-Inn!!!

For some shenanigans...