Song Parodies -> "Lies Throughout Debates"

Original Song Title:

"Eyes Without a Face"

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Original Performer:

"Lies Throughout Debates"

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The Lyrics

Mitt Romney, you lying sack of manure! You got on that debate stage and LIED to the people 34 times! Wanna' bet $10,000 that you won't do that again? And your Boy Blunder, Paul Ryan.....he won't get away with nothing sleazy when Biden chews him up. If Romney were hooked up to a polygraph, he would fry it to a crisp!

No more "Change & Hope"
One more bad debate could hurt in the polls
When we think we're broke it's all just mirrors and smoke
(to) get money from the Kochs....
It's easy to deceive
for Romney it's a breeze
He'll say anything to please

(Watch Mitt Romney lie) Lies throughout debates
(Watch Mitt Romney lie) Lies throughout debates
(Watch Mitt Romney lie) Lies throughout debates
Watch his poker face; he lies throughout the debates

FOX spends so much time perpetuating lies
To keep this thing alive
This should make you mad
He cannot tell the truth
He lied to me and you

(Watch Mitt Romney lie) Lies throughout debates
(Watch Mitt Romney lie) Lies throughout debates
(Watch Mitt Romney lie) Lies throughout debates
Watch his smirking face; he lies throughout the debates

If you start flip-flopping, you'll make a slip;
Into Addelson's pocket you'll take a dip.
Be a star and go to Las Vegas where his casinos rule.

Sourcing out jobs to Bahrain,
Getting corporate profits up for Bain
Close em' all down, uh-oh

Ridin' on your bus on a campaigning trip
Wearing Jordache jeans; tryin' to look hip.
Obama & you, you won there; so.....
Praises to Jim Lehrer.....
Praises to Jim Lehrer.....
Praises to Jim Lehrer.....

Through the lows and highs,
It's no wonder why you we despise
Now all we can do
Is vote for Obama and Joe Biden too
Cuz' we're tired of your lies
We hope for your demise

(Watch Mitt Romney lie) Lies throughout debates
(Watch Mitt Romney lie) Lies throughout debates
(Watch Mitt Romney lie) Lies throughout debates
Slap him in the face, he lies throughout the debates
Such a f**kin' waste, he lies throughout the debates

And losing really hurts.....

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juan - October 08, 2012 - Report this comment

you need professional help

Priebus - October 08, 2012 - Report this comment

No, no: Jeff is a gifted orator! (*Snork* hff hff hff hff! Must. Keep. A. Straight. Face...)

Giftedly Bad - October 08, 2012 - Report this comment

Either of you want to belt out a chorus of "Real Men Of Genius" or shall I?

constitution guy - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment

wow, hopefully romney wont get elected cause he might force a 2000+ page spending and bail out of contributors bill upon us and void the constitution by requiring that we buy his crappy health care plan which POLITICIANS are exempt from. or he might give millions to mexico and brazil for oil exploration while forbiding us to do it here, or he might tell the military men and women " awe shucks, you guys voulenteered, quit complaining about your miserable health you shelfish bums. yup, romney might do that stuff. oh wait, i see odumba already did, sorry. . . hey, how come we didnt get out of the war in aug 2010 yet? knock knock? oh well. . .

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