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Song Parodies -> "Still Fretting"

Original Song Title:

"White Wedding"

Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Still Fretting"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Find me at Soundclick, or
Hey where's my wallet, where has it gone
I cannot find it, can you help me hun
Checked in the glove box, searching the trash can
Not in the oven, check my pants again
Please help me find it someone

It's a bad day, I'm late again
It's a new day, but I'm still fretting
It's ev'ry day, please help me friend

Checking the freezer all I see is fish
and under my bed is just a china dish
Checking my cushions, red gum oh yeah
Deep in my closet found a frying pan
Check my shirt pocket--there's lunch

It's a bad day let's search the den
What a bad day, now my head's scratching
Gonna search my back SEAT AGAAAAAAIN YES!!!

(picked it up)
Let's get to work yeah

Weaving through traffic, backed up ten miles long
I'm barely moving, time is draggin on (dragging, dragging, dragging)
I haven't moved in so long (so long)
Still haven't moved in so long (so long)
Boss will soon say "so long"

Not a good day to drag again
C'mon It's a bad day, and it's just starting
Down to one lane, oh NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN. wow

Getting to work in a blu-ur
I will be canned that is for sure
And I've got the gas to the floor
And I'll run my @$$ to the door
Need a miracle, help me looooooord

You're kidding. . . .
Come on
It's a Sunday and we aren't open wooooh
Locked my keys in the CAR AGAAAAAAAAAIN
Such a bad day oh. . .
This has been a Below Average Dave Production, woooooooh All Rights Reserved.

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Matthias - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Fun little tune you got there Dave. A theme you've done a few times before like in "Tik Tok" and "Getting Down To The Wire" off the top of my head but my entry is about horror movies and we all know good and well that I have done that before so I can't judge you too harshly on originality of topic.
LittleCupCakes - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey there, ~MrBadDave, AKA ~MissouriRumRunner~ . . and it ' s only Monday ! ! always enjoy your wandering way/ride/drive thru parody, Sir !
Jeff Reuben - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
You ever notice that the longer you look for something, the stranger the places you look? And you've justified in your mind that you put your wallet in the freezer with the fish! Funny song.
Lee - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny and relatable. 5's.
Phil N - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Flows well with the original and funny! 5's
Agrimorfee - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, I have had days like that!
Mark Scotti - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great tribute to a typical stressful day, that we've ALL had! Oooops, roadblock on highway 555!!
Abbott Skelding - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry- Like Mark said, great tribute to the stressful day we've all had! 555
bobpiecheese - May 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) When I get stressed, I get all hot and sweaty all of a sudden. Which means I might have a better justification for looking for my wallet in the fridge. Great parody, 555, etc. etc. etc.
Rex - May 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Why was there so much traffic on a Sunday? Funny stuff Dave.

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