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Song Parodies -> "Smile Without a Face"

Original Song Title:

"Eyes Without a Face"

Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Smile Without a Face"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube.
I assume everyone is familiar with Alice in Wonderland.
FYI, "garage" in the parody is pronounced the American way - "graj".
Tumbled down a hole
Feels just like a dream
Where did I fall
I'm so far from home
So small and all alone
No signal on my phone
And what do I perceive
Up there in the trees
Some disembodied teeth

(Is it a mirage?) Smile without a face
(Porcelain barrage) Smile without a face
(Sourire sans visage) Smile without a face
So uncommonplace, a smile without a face

When you think it's time
You slip out of your guise
And much to my surprise
You're a Cheshire cat
So now I see the truth
And then I see the tooth

(Feline fang collage) Smile without a face
(Dental entourage) Smile without a face
(Sourire sans visage) Smile without a face
Seems so out of place, your smile without a face

What offbeat surroundings, can't get a grip
There's a smoking caterpillar who thinks he's hip
It's bizarre like Hatter's tea party
Oooooh, Queen of Hearts too

My oh my, just look at the time
Rabbit says he's late at half-past nine
Runnin' around, oh
Who can I trust on this psychedelic trip
Someone stole the tarts, gave us the slip
I'm starting to grow, and grow and grow
Out of there
What a scare
I declare

Waking with a scream
And so it would seem
It was a dream
Wonder what it means
When one conceives
Such peculiar scenes
But then I get a surprise
As once again I spy

(Up there on my garage) Smile without a face
(Tabby tooth montage) Smile without a face
(Sourire sans visage) Smile without a face
Hanging there in space, a smile without a face
Smile without a face? Am I a basket case?

I think I need a nurse

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   6

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Matthias - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
555 Acid Trips To Wonderland. Well done, especially with the new release of Tim Burton's remake.
Mark Scotti - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Wonderful job on this! I'm grinning wider than the Cheshire!
Phil N - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Wonderful dream-like parody. And you just described Georgia, although it doesn't have trees. This Floridian gives this 5's
Rex - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Many thanks Matthias, Mark, and Phil.
Meriadoc - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
This one was really cute!
Agrimorfee - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Interestingly poetic, then gets silly in the middle section, then back to poetic again. Made me sourire! :)
Mark Scotti - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) LOVED this the first time round! "Drink This" and votes grow to 555!!
Abbott Skelding - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry- Not a big fan of Alice in Wonderland, and I never heard the original song, so this one was kind of lost one me...
bobpiecheese - May 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'd say that this was a little bit confusing, but then Alice In Wonderland only makes the vaguest amount of sense in the first place, so it still works. 555 and all that jazz.
Below Average Dave - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
This one was very well written, I got so confused, I haven't seen Alice in years, so that may be why. . .but not bad

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