Song Parodies -> White Castle
| Original Song Title: | "White Wedding" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Idol |
| Parody Song Title: | "White Castle" |
| Parody Written by: | Rex Ungericht |
In the north and east of the U.S. of A., the White Castle chain of restaurants sells small hamburgers (called slyders) that are steamed on a bed of onions. In the south and east this same service is provided by a restaurant chain called Krystal. White Castle is the original, started in 1921. Krystal was born in 1932. These small burgers, while tasty, can somehow interact with human internal anatomy to produce amazing gaseous billows. OS at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXYDBcuj5mk -- feel free to "sing" along!
Hey little burger can't eat just one
Hey little burger on a little bun
Hey little burger I'm your biggest fan
Hey little burger you're the one I want
Hey little burger - onions!
It's a nice day to fart again
It's a nice day for a White Castle
It's a nice day to fart again
Hey little burger goes well with a fifth
Hey little burger what a tasty dish
Hey little burger - slyders (oh yeah)
Hey little burger not cooked in a pan
Hey little burger - onions!
It's a nice day to fart again
It's a nice day for a White Castle
It's a nice day to fart again (ow!)
Pick 'em up
Take 'em back home, yea
Hey little burger I'll eat a ton
Hey little burger born in '21
Steamed onion bits are so strong (so strong)
Aftereffects are so wrong (so wrong)
I'm in the john all night long
It's a nice day to fart again (onions!)
It's a nice day for a White Castle
It's a nice day to fart again
There's a hunger fix in this world
There are sacks of six in this world
There are slyders here in this world
It's so Krystal clear in this world
Look for Maalox here in this world
Fart again
Come on, it's a nice day for a White Castle
It's a nice day to fart again
It's a nice day to fart again
It's a nice day to fart again
Hey little burger on a little bun
Hey little burger I'm your biggest fan
Hey little burger you're the one I want
Hey little burger - onions!
It's a nice day to fart again
It's a nice day for a White Castle
It's a nice day to fart again
Hey little burger goes well with a fifth
Hey little burger what a tasty dish
Hey little burger - slyders (oh yeah)
Hey little burger not cooked in a pan
Hey little burger - onions!
It's a nice day to fart again
It's a nice day for a White Castle
It's a nice day to fart again (ow!)
Pick 'em up
Take 'em back home, yea
Hey little burger I'll eat a ton
Hey little burger born in '21
Steamed onion bits are so strong (so strong)
Aftereffects are so wrong (so wrong)
I'm in the john all night long
It's a nice day to fart again (onions!)
It's a nice day for a White Castle
It's a nice day to fart again
There's a hunger fix in this world
There are sacks of six in this world
There are slyders here in this world
It's so Krystal clear in this world
Look for Maalox here in this world
Fart again
Come on, it's a nice day for a White Castle
It's a nice day to fart again
It's a nice day to fart again
It's a nice day to fart again
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So that's what I'm smelling
Great parody and right on target. When I go by them, the burgers cooking smell like everyone in the whole place has farted. I think they are 3 parts onion and one part something like meat
Sir Rex, this is a cute little ditty about about burgers! Perhaps the BurgerKing of USA lives at WhiteCastle, enGland ?
And I thought it was going to be about a clever chess move...
In nearby Barberton (chicken dinner capitol of the world) I believe we have a White Castle in an old renovated house from the 1800s.
In nearby Barberton (chicken dinner capitol of the world) I believe we have a White Castle in an old renovated house from the 1800s.
Nice ode to Belly Bombs.
Thanks Ann, Timmy, UnKnownVotress, Meriadoc, and Mason. Merry, I may just steal your idea for a chess parody...
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