Shemp was a dancer
Came prancin' to his door
Last night Joe he
Came crashin' to the floor
Curly said listen Larry
I've got a vice and a glove
and some pliers
if it gets really rough!
Because

In the midnight hour
We'll kill Moe, Moe, Moe!
With the Stooges Wail
We'll kill Moe, Moe, Moe!
Owww
With our pal, Curly
Joe, Joe, Joe!
When the Stooges flail
Moe, Moe, Moe!
Woe-woo-woe!

Thinks that he's brainy
We'll snatch him outta bed
With knuckles so boney
He smacks us on the head
We'll give him the knee
Poke him in the eyes, 'til he's dead
Shemp, Larry, Curly
and Joes are deadly
Because

In the midnight hour
We'll kill Moe, Moe, Moe!
With the Stooges Wail
We'll kill Moe, Moe, Moe!
Owww
With our pal, Curly
Joe, Joe, Joe!
When the Stooges flail
Moe, Moe, Moe!
Woe-woo-woe!

We'll send him to heaven
Right in front of the seven eleven
Hell might be the place, we'll send him there
Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair
Oww ha

The mental ward for you, Shemp
A thousand smiles at you
I feared your jokes of rage
A million times for you
For both Curlys' 'n Joe, pain
For money I'll burn up you
I got it all and you have no fame!
Just a, just a, just a, just a
Larry Fine's finally free!
Because

In the midnight hour
He killed Moe, Moe, Moe!
With the Stooges Wail
He killed Moe, Moe, Moe!
Owww
In the midnight hour, Curly
Was mowed, mowed, mowed
Then Shemp was flailed
With Joe, Joe Joe!
Woo-woo-woo!

Oo yeah, Ol' Larry
He kiled Moe
Moe, Moe, Moe! Moe, Moe, Moe!
Oo yeah, he's now
Haunted by
Bowl, cut, Moe!
Moe, Moe, Moe!