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Song Parodies -> "Bed Wetting"

Original Song Title:

"White Wedding"

Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Bed Wetting"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Hey little brother what have you done?
Hey little brother, you’re the loser one
On your undies, there is Superman
Hey little brother, where’d that stain come from?
Hey little brother, HOLD IT!

It’s a good way to lose your friends…
Cause you’re too old for that bed wetting.
It's the third time man, not again…

Hey little brother, let me give you a tip…
Go to the bathroom, and try not to slip
Hey little brother, do that! (oh yeah)
Hey little brother, you can be the man
Hey little brother, go now!

Now you’re 15 so, not again (come on)
You are too old for that bed wetting
It’s the sixth time man, not again…

(Clean it up)
Put diapers on now

Hey little brother what have you done?
Your little sister is the better one
I know you’re trying to be strong (be strong)
What you’re doing is so wrong (so wrong)
You have done this for too long

Cause your coolness it will descend (come on)
You are too old for that bed wetting
It’s the tenth time man, not again

Is there something wrong with your mind?
That is one weird way to unwind
And I clean you sheets everytime
I’ve done that over twenty times
Your bed wetting should be a crime
Not again

Come on
You just too old for that bed wetting
It's a good way to lose your friends
You are 15 so, not again
It's the twelfth time man, not again…

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm the first to comment? Go figure! LOL stuff, Abbott...cringeworthy, but funny. 555
KarK - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I nearly wet myself with laughter... er, but I'm too old for that ... ahem... 555 :)
Agrimorfee - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
"Big brother" seems to be ennabling this poor fellow by cleaning up the mess. :D Seems to me the best joke, about him being 15, got buried in the chorus there.
Matthias - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Well... Anyone who knows me know that I'm not a fan of bathroom humor and I kinda agree with Aggy saying that the best line got tucked away in the chorus with him being 15 years old and still wetting the bed.
Mark Scotti - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) i laughed so hard, I wet myself!!!
bobpiecheese - May 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Interesting idea, but a little repetitive with not a lot of really funny bits (like Agri said, the best one was tucked away in the chorus...somehow). Ah well, toilet humour is tricky to do well.
Rex - May 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Clever matching "Superman" from the OS. Good concept that needs a few extra wet jokes worked in.
Below Average Dave - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought it was pretty funny overall, not over the top funny, but the idea was fun, and it was pretty well executed. . .I got a chuckle out of it

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