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Song Parodies -> "Flush the Toilet Please"

Original Song Title:

"Flesh For Fantasy"

Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Flush the Toilet Please"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

There's a certain smell, when you eat Taco Bell
Do you have a while? Want a magazine? oh no
Hangin' out in the bathroom all damn night
It ain't strange that your food did not sit right, oh no
So when will it stop? Does it ever end? oh no

Close the door, and wipe your ass
I hear and smell, your bowels blast
Do it, flush, flush the toilet please
Could you, flush, flush the toilet please

It's after midnight, are you feelin' okay? oh no
Open the window, try to blow the stench away
Neighbours been calling, they smell it too
All through the house, don't know what to do, oh no

I need the bathroom

I've had constipation, diarrhea, too
It's an irritation, what you're going through

Flush, flush the toilet please
You should, flush, flush the toilet please
You must, flush, flush the toilet please
I cry, flush, flush the toilet please

Flush it down, flush it down
Flush it down, flush it down

Did you do your business, did you make a mess ?
It's nearly morning, I think you need to rest
Ran out of paper, there's no more
It finally passed, now light a match
Your ass must be mighty sore

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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A. Person - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I think it's stupid.
Agrimorfee - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Everybody's gotta try a Poopie Parody once, I suppose. Not bad, Mikey, but not up to your usual work--shockingly graphic coming from you.
Mikey Squirrel - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Once? Well, I've done quite a few poopie parodies. What can I say? I admire the fine art of toilet humor. But Agri, you're right- not one of my better ones.
Joanie - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
he might really mess you up... seriously!
BAM BAM - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment
wtf mate that was treible

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