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Song Parodies -> "Wet Bedding"

Original Song Title:

"White Wedding"

Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Wet Bedding"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Thought of this one whilst playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, hope you all enjoy it
Hey little sister look what you've done
Hey little sister now i'm telling mum
Hey little sister use your new bedpan
Hey little sister chose the bed you want
Hey little sister's got runs

It's a new bed don't start again
It's a new bed so no wet bedding
It's a new bed don't fart again

Hey little sister you're not too young
Hey little sister you're the only one
Lying awake for so long (so long)
Lying awake through your pong (your pong)
Laughing when you had got wrong

Not a nice way to start again (go on)
Got some nice spray so no wet bedding
Got a nice spray don't start again

(Pick that up)

Stink out our home, yeah

All the bedding stained in this home
There's no money gained in this home
Water isn't pure in this home
Bed wetting's for sure in this home
It smells like manure in this home
Farts again

Go on
It's a nice day to buy white bedding
Had some whites stained in parts again
It's a damn shame to start again
(continue til fade)
Dumb Ass Kid's full back catalogue of parodies and a full biography for the author can be found on his 'Parody Authors' page. Happy reading!...

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 10

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Johnny D - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL ! Go for it, DAK, stick it to ol' Billy Idol !!
Dumb Ass Kid - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Johnny, I will!..
Red Ant - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome back DAK, great parody. Since you have been gone ChuckyG has now made all parody author name at the top clickable so you ( anyone ) can access your works that way as well.
Dumb Ass Kid - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Great to be back, Red Ant, glad you enjoyed the parody. Thanks for the heads up to, i'll be sure to re-write the author's reference I use at the bottom of each parody for next time : )
Scrawny Johnny - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
This has inspired me to write a bed-wetting parody...of course, it'll go at the bottom of the waiting list of other parodies...anyways, this was a good one!
Billy Boyd - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, welcome back DAK...good to see you back writing. And this was another good one from you, 5's.
Dumb Ass Kid - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny: nice to see that i'm a source of inspiration, thank you... Billy: Thankyou for your comments and your vote : )
Stuart McArthur - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, DAK, and what a wonderful OS to choose - wet bedding for white wedding is a fantastic sub - 555
Dominic L. - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
...Interesting...Good parody 5's
Kristof Robertson - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderful piece of work, DAK! 555
Dumb Ass Kid - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you to Stu, Dominic and Kristof for their kind comments
Joanie - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude do you have any idea that, that can mess up peoples minds!!!

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