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Song Parodies -> "Zamboni"

Original Song Title:

"Mony, Mony"

Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Richie S.

The Lyrics

Here I come now driving a Zamboni
I love to drive cause I get good money
Working all day just to make good ice now
Well, first I turn the key and let the motor run
I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah...

Drive onto the ice (zam-zamboni)
Nice ice (zam-zamboni)
Keep straight (zam-zamboni)
Try not to crash (zam-zamboni)
In the wall (zam-zamboni)
Don't fall (zam-zamboni)
Please don't (zam-zamboni)
Cause it's not small (zam-zamboni)
Love to cut (cut) cut (cut) cut (cut) cut (cut) cut...

The machine has two large conveyers
Both are excellent when making layers
And there's a pump that chops the ice too
I lower the conditoner then lay water
It gets wet (wet) wet (wet) wet (wet) wet (wet) wet...

Did you remember (zam-zamboni)
Lower (zam-zamboni)
The blade (zam-zamboni)
Don't forget the brush (zam-zamboni)
Don't rush (zam-zamboni)
It's nice (zam-zamboni)
To cut the ice (zam-zamboni)
I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah...

(I want to drive the damn zamboni) So you do?
(I want to drive the damn zamboni) Is it true?
(I want to drive the damn zamboni) I'll teach you
(I want to drive the damn zamboni)
Zam-zamboni (yeah) boni (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)...

Wow! (Zam-zamboni, Zam-zamboni, Zam-zamboni)
I said cut it, cut it, cut it
Zam-zamboni, Zam-zamboni, Zam-zamboni
Cut one dry, and one wet (wet) wet (wet) wet (wet)...
Zam-zamboni, Zam-zamboni

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 22

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