Very good..fine job of expressing mental jogging, and desperate self soul searching

Thanks, AFW... did you work as a psychologist, mental-health specialist or psychiatrist prior to retirement? I'd like to know.

Interesting thoughts and well written - I'll withdraw 5's for you on this one.

unfamiliar with the OS but i knew i could "bank" on you for a fun read

No, but thanks for the complimentary question...I worked doing Insurance adjusting, and inspecting..knock on door, house call stuff..then, typing up reports, etc.

Why not try producing a Broadway flop - oops that was done before and it backfired.

Ah, the days of the 'large withdrawal"! Great one, Andria, and good OS. I think someone else did a remake of it, but the name escapes me..

Bailout blues on a personal level! Nice story teller'ing...

Thanks Timmy1K, thanks Alvin, this OS wasn't a huge hit to the best of my knowledge, thanks again AFW, your old job sounded both boring and interesting at the same time, thanks 2Eagle, thanks Mark, and thanks TJC.

Great story Andria, reminds me of the Twilight Zone with Dick York having the ability to hear co-workers at the bank think, one with a similar fantasy. Depositing $555 in your parody account.

Great job! Ive been working a lot so haven't had much time to come on here. Don't worry I haven't forgotton about you. Great parody all the same. 555

Thanks, Jim and Jason... I haven't forgotten about you either.

ABC (WX)- Never heard the OS, but this was still pretty good!

(ABC) Not going to "widraw" my previous fives from this great one!

Funny and relate-able at the moment, I have these kind of dreams all the time--being rich, not robbing Wells Fargo, great title too

"OH THE wELLS fARGO wAGON IS A --COMIN' DOWN, iDON'T KNOW HOW i COULD EVER WAIT TO SEEEE..."

ABC-WX

Andria - Winnin' the megabucks is a far go from bank heist and federal time. I always liked the Fargo horsies. You horsed around with this little gem quite interestingly.

My "guyspeak" detector alerted on this line in the parody:

"I gambled me broke"

Clever bit of word-smithing. I also caught the "Flush" ref to gambling. Quite witty, indeed. Let me guess, you shot the moon on a flush and the house was full, maybe kings over deuces. =:-(

I know of only one situation where a flush beats a full house. This is a true experience. The Men's room at work has one urinal and two stalls and gets a line going sometimes. One of my co-workers was waiting anxiously cross-legged for his "shot" - too much coffee for him too quickly. What must have seemed an eternity to him until there was finally the sound of a flush. He let out a loud sigh and rapidly went for the available device that would bring him the much needed relief. During the wait you could feel the tension in the air and that is when I blurted out - "Hey, it's the only time a flush beats a full house". Everyone roared - it wasn't LOL it was ROL (Roar out loud).

One guy was sitting in one of the stalls and he laughed so hard that he produced about 10 seconds of nonstop flatulence, which only made everyone roar louder with laughter.

I vote a full house - three 5's and two jacks, just for jacking around.

(ABC5) Well, to be honest, I don't know what to make of this one. Probably because I'm missing some key pieces of information due to either my age, my geographical location, my general lack of important knowledge or some sort of combination of all three. Not your fault, but I just couldn't get into it.