Song Parodies -> "Jewish Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Girl"

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Original Performer:

"Jewish Girl"

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The Lyrics

While I'm thinking of someone else to lampoon, here's a Middle Eastern love song for all you romantics out there.

Jewish girl likes to cruise around Tel Aviv.
I love that prayer shawl and the golden star on her sleeve.
But my folks are Arabs and I am too.
I wonder what they'd say and what they might do

If I told them that I am in love with a Jewish girl.

My Jewish girl likes to kibbitz around the town.
She looks really sweet like a treat in her evening gown.
The imam says I should think of jihad.
When I pray to Allah, well, could it be so bad

If pray that someday I can marry my Jewish girl?

Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Aw) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Please) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl!

Running my fingers through her Jewish curls of hair;
Seventy-two Arab virgins could never compare.
My friends are all playing with dynamite
But I'll trade their heaven for my Israelite!

Here I'll stay, and someday, I will marry my Jewish girl.

Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Yeah) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(You've gotta) gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Aw) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl...
[Etc.]

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2Eagle - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Who is the Nazi who gave you such low marks? This is good.

Offender - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

They're probably still pissed off at my last few songs...

Royce - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Or maybe they just think they suck. Just a possibility.

Offender - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

A little pissed yourself, huh, Royce?

Royce - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Why do you say so, I didn't even vote on this and I've never read any of your other stuff. It's just possible people vote low if they think something stinks. Why people find it so hard to believe some people won't love everything they do. It doesn't change your life either way. Chill out. Rough childhood or something? Get therapy, girl.

Tim Mayfield - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

I didn't vote either, but I think it has something to do with us missing the point, or maybe not understanding the words (references) very well. It's probably just us that are losers though.

Royce - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Gee, clever.

Offender - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

It was only an observation, Royce. Around here, it's a fair bet that if someone gives you a lot of ones, he hates your parody's religious and/or political sentiments. Likewise, if someone implies that your songs "suck" without giving any specifics, he means he hates their religious and/or political sentiments. If he gets all riled up over an observation, that probably means he's regularly pissed off whether or not he hates any religious and/or political sentiments in your songs.

Dangling Chad - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment

One positive comment. Twenty-two 555's.

Anyone - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment

It is getting too pro-semetic and I am not a Nazi. I found the song horrible

Else - April 28, 2011 - Report this comment

Too pro-semitic? You sound like a Nazi to me.

New World Man - April 28, 2011 - Report this comment

I don't think this "too" pro-/anti-semitic. However, it doesn't seem to portray Palestinians in a good light. I've known some Palestinians and Israelis in college. The whole screwy mess in the Holy Land is mostly of a political nature. There's some people who immigrate over here because they just want to get away from all the Sugar Honey Iced Tea and life in peace and freedom. Also to quote Jello Biafra - NAZI PUNKS f*** OFF.

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