Song Parodies -> "Heaven is a Cabinet Berth"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven is a Place on Earth"

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Original Performer:

Belinda Carlisle

Parody Song Title:

"Heaven is a Cabinet Berth"

Parody Written by:

Huds

The Lyrics

The Other Belinda Crosses the Floor of the House of CommonsCanada, May 2005

When the polls are down
I won't think of you
So don't come around
"Cause the world's alive
With the sound of Libs
With a hefty bribe

When I walk into a room
Every man should start to swoon
And offer me a post above
Or maybe cash, but I don't need love

Ooh, baby, do you know what I'm worth?
Ooh heaven is a cabinet berth
They say in heaven love comes first
But I'm looking for a cabinet berth
Ooh heaven is a cabinet berth

See I felt alone
With all of you
In your Tory home
With your integrity
Then I heard a voice
And it tempted me

In this world I'm just beginning
To understand what I can get by sinning
Baby I was principled before
But I'm not that way anymore

Ooh, baby, do you know what I'm worth?
Ooh heaven is a cabinet berth
They say in heaven love comes first
But I'm happy with a cabinet berth
Ooh heaven is a cabinet berth

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John Jenkins - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Well done, Huds, and thank you for reminding us that the United States is not the only place with vacilating politicians who change allegiances for questionable motives.

Winston Churchill - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Anyone can rat, but it takes courage to re-rat.

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