Picking up some knick-knacks
Twenty-five cent deal
I was spending, things were half off
At Ames summer sale
I can hear the shoppers
Cheering with glee
Things were only half off
At Ames summer sale

I remember the sale vividly
The shoppers were screaming like something without a cure
Picking up some knick-knacks
Waiting for a sale
I was spending, things were half off
At Ames summer sale

I remember shopping 'til I almost died
(There at the Ames store that day)
I remember looking at cheap clothes

Chorus:
Oh my lord, it's Ames that I adore of
Oh my lord, since that sale
Somewhere in that Ames I'm always
Spending money at Ames summer sale
Doesn't matter what I spend now
Doesn't matter what I save
Somewhere in that Ames I'm always
Spending money at Ames summer sale

I can see the shoppers
See them buying junk
I was spending, things were half off
At Ames summer sale
I can see them shopping
Ooo what bitches
Things were only half off
At Ames summer sale

I remember the sale ending fast
And we poured our cash out
As the sale ran out
I can see a lady
Shopping for some clothes
It was the last time that I saw her
At Ames summer sale

Repeat Chorus

Everytime I see the shoppers
Everytime I see the Ames store
Everytime Ames has a big sale
When this happens to the shoppers
Oh the Ames gets so crowded
I see you bitch you are so dumb
I can see you crowding my space
Just get the hell out

Repeat Chorus

Every night and everyday now
Though I know Ames is good
Somewhere in that Ames Im always
Spending money at Ames summer sale