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Song Parodies -> "Kevin's Going to Give Birth"

Original Song Title:

"Heavin is a Place on Earth"

Original Performer:

Belinda Carlisle

Parody Song Title:

"Kevin's Going to Give Birth"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Ooh, buddies, I don't know what it's worth
Ooh Kevin's gaining lots of girth
My good friend Kevin who I give mirth
but that Kevin is filled with great thirst
Ooh Kevin, what is with that girth

Pickles on the ground
He's whining too
All he does is lounge
Is this a disguise?
Cause his belly's round
and it's hard to hide

Heard him talking 'bout his womb
Then I saw his big belly move
So I ask him what he's cooking up
So he looked at me and he looked so smugh

Ooh, buddy, why you holding your Girth?
Ooh Kevin said he will give birth
I think that Kevin lost his nerve
No way Kevin, men can't give birth
Ooh Kevin is insane, he's hurt

Baby kicked, he moaned
I guess it's true
Showed me ultrasounds
But how could that be
The ladies choice
Will have a baby?

Doctor says he's got eggs hatching
He's both the mom and the dad, doc's laughing
Babys not born like this before
Evolution screwed, that's for sure

Ooh, baby, that's what's in his girth
Ooh Kevin says he will give birth
Hey now Kevin, must be a first
How is Kevin 'bout to give birth?
Ooh Kevin's going to give birth




News cameras are set to zoom
Through the front door, he left the room
Head is spinning with questions of how
but he tells them all he's not sure right now


Ooh, He's screaming about how it hurts
Ouch Kevin is now giving Birth
Hear him crying the feet came out first
My friend Kevin's has just given birth
Ooh Kevin's has just given birth
Ooh Kevin's has just given birth
Ooh Kevin's has just given birth
Ooh Kevin's has just given birth
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

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Wild Child JIN - September 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I gave birth to three 5's due to this song! :-) 555
Peter Andersson - September 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Never tell a hermie to go f*ck himself, because he/she/it might actually be able to, and if so this might be the result!

BTW - I love TOS, it would have been the basis for one of my first ever 50 parodies had the Star Trek Voyager themed "Seven is Babe/Borg from Earth" not ended with a writer's block slash lack of story/line coherence.
2Eagle - September 27, 2010 - Report this comment
That's not my favorite subject, but you did a good job parodying that old song. I had to read another version of that old song.
Christie Marie M - September 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, Kevin is the next Thomas Beatie! Or probably Arnold Schwartzenegger from "Junior". Yeah, in my opinion, it would be nice if men gave birth once in awhile, no offense. Hmmm....wonder how men would react if the women were the ones coaching them through the birth. Would they curse them out or something? It also got me thinking about "The Cosby Show" in this episode where all the men got pregnant and gave birth due to the volcanic spores contaminating water supply.

OK Kevin, push...urgh...harder....urghhhhh...PUSH...URRRRRRRRGH!!!!!....Congratulations, it's a 5!

And great job on this parody. I got lots of laughs from it and enjoyed it lots.
Below Average Dave - September 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you all very much for your positive comments
Mark Scotti - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Really funny, Dave! 555's for this 666 of the birthworld!
Blaydeman - May 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great parody concept! Loved it!
Abbott Skelding - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: Great job Dave as always...and how you came up with this idea, I'll never (nor do I probably want) to know haha
Agrimorfee - June 04, 2011 - Report this comment
I easily see Weird Al doing this one.
D-Mon - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) A pregnant man! sounds painfull, but this parody was really good!

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