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Song Parodies -> "2009 Pocono 500 Recap Song"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven Is a Place on Earth"

Original Performer:

Belinda Carlisle

Parody Song Title:

"2009 Pocono 500 Recap Song"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

Ooh, baby, do you know who will win?
I Hope it's Catchfence Carl Edwards
What about Tony Stewart?
Or maybe Who-Da-Man Reutimann?
Maybe it's the Tazmanian Devil?

When the Green Flag Flies
Denny Hamlin
slows immediately
And the tracks alive
With the sound of cars
On the track outside

But The Caution flew after the first lap
Denny Hamlin tried to restart his car
Jeff Gordon gets the race back underway
Then Jimmie Johnson drives below to take the top spot...

Denny Hamlin's car got slowed down
After Hamlin Returned the Track
Then the J-Johnson gets the race going again
Catchfence Carl dives below Greg Biffle
then he pitted for tires and fuel

There is Track Debris
On Lap 104
Jimmie's on Pit Road
When he slided through the stall
Then Stremme hits the wall
and another debris

Matt Kenseth gets the lead
from Catchfence Carl Edwards
Debris in Turns 3 and 4
And Tony Stewart stays out of pit road

Do You Know what will happen right now?
Tony Stewart will win at Pocono
Or will it be Catchfence Carl?
What about Jamie McMurray?
It will happened when the checkered flag flies?


Tony Stewart is floating into the corner
He Used No Breaks on Lap 196
Then he drafts the slow car of Paul Menard
On The Final Lap at Pocono.

(Broadcast Call Over Instrumental)
Bill Weber: "Tony Stewart out of the final turn making a big move in the offseason (Kyle Petty: "here it comes") to go over to Haas Racing to take over part of the ownership and Tony Stewart is going to take that team into victory lane!"

Tony Stewart has just won at Pocono
as he conserved fuel to win it all
He Beated Carl Edwards to Second
Tony Stewart has won the Pocono 500
Tony Stewart has won the Pocono 500

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