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Song Parodies -> "You Cannot Drive For Your Life (no car keys)"
Original Song Title:
"Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Beastie Boys
Parody Song Title:
"You Cannot Drive For Your Life (no car keys)"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
i've gotten 3 votes total on my last two songs but i'm not giving up and trying an older song that hopefully people will know
You're safer tasting glue than you are in a car
When you try to steer people should stay far
Where is the car that I know you own?
Well you crashed it and smashed it so someone had it towed
You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys
You've got to be joking when you ask if I
Can give you this old car for the night
Admittedly it can't look much worse
But you'll do things so it won't even work
You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys
Don't get behind the wheel of things that go faster than bikes
To hit something with my car will cause insurance hikes
I can trust you like the Tin Man trusts rain
If you must go somewhere, you can take the train!
You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys
You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys
When you try to steer people should stay far
Where is the car that I know you own?
Well you crashed it and smashed it so someone had it towed
You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys
You've got to be joking when you ask if I
Can give you this old car for the night
Admittedly it can't look much worse
But you'll do things so it won't even work
You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys
Don't get behind the wheel of things that go faster than bikes
To hit something with my car will cause insurance hikes
I can trust you like the Tin Man trusts rain
If you must go somewhere, you can take the train!
You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys
You cannot drive, for your life - no car keys
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I liked the first line
lol..it reminds me of some of my friends lol
Sounds like Tone-Def has seen how they drive here in Central Jersey. I nominate this one for the "We Can't Drive" concept album I'd like to put together, starting with my parody of "I Can't Dance."
this isn't my first parody about bad driving. I've also got one called without speed to without me by eminem
Good job, Tone. Enjoyed it.
That's probably what The Beastie Boys' dads all said when they asked to borrow the car. Nice work, Tone-Def.
HAHAHAHA very nice job, split my sides laughing! Would be good to use during those THINK commercials...
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