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Beastie Boys

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Another horror movie tribute parody song. This one is about the Alfred Hitchcock film "The Birds".
Why are we getting pecked by birds?!
Cause don’t they know that it hurts?!
And they are making blood squirt!

I keep getting stalked by hawks
My pet parrot likes to mock
I don’t know why they act so fowl
Even Harry Potter’s owl!

They’re causing pain
Ornithologists cannot explain
Why our winged friends have gone insane
I need a cane thanks to this crane!

Pigeons displeased give me migraines
Crapped on sports cars to leave a stain
Canaries used to be mundane
But not since they have fried their brains

All the blue jays
Dive bomb me while throwing eggs
Even turkeys at the buffet
Have came to life to wreck my day

Ducks no longer want to wade
Instead they wield razor blades
Vultures joined in the crusade
For dead meat they cannot wait

Damn you Hitchcock, I’m so afraid!

Birds! They are so vicious!
Birds! Will seal my doom!
Birds! It’s such a quandary!
Birds! They fly and can zoom!

They want us buried in the dirt!
It’s such a crime! Those damn birds!
We’re on their menus! I hate birds!
We got to blast down those birds! Birds! Birds! Birds! Birds! Birds! Birds! Birds! Birds!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 3

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Old Man Ribber - October 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Matthias presents "Animals Gone Wild!". Flipping you three fives (sorry...wrong birds). I assume that Tippi Hedrin escaped...otherwise there would not have been a Melanie Griffith. ;D
CML - April 18, 2019 - Report this comment
This is great! I did a facetious theme song for.this movie based on The Carpenter's "Close To You". I thought it was one of my best. This is better. This is very much unappreciated. Only one five-pack .. You kidding me?

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