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Song Parodies -> "Cokenomo"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo "

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Cokenomo"

Parody Written by:

hamend

The Lyrics

No Pepsi no RC ooo I’m gonna get you
There’s not a Cool Spota better run for mama
Some Tang though Rose Teao maybe forget he though
Johndrinka

Open fridge to see
We are out of coke oh no
Now where’s the soda jerk that did away with it all

Cottage cheese and ham
Tropical punch and I sigh oh man
I see nothing I want
In a bottle or even a can
Out of coke oh no

No Pepsi no RC ooo I’m gonna get you
There’s not a Cool Spota better run for mama
Some Tang though Rose Teao maybe forget he though

Ooo I wanna take you down see lights no mo
I’ll hit him hard
And then next time he’ll know
Should leave the last one bro
Talking about da so

Make me seek you a monstrous mistake

Now where the heck’s he
Want to refresh his memory
spy and spy with my eye but soda jerk I do not see

Afternoon sunlight
No trails and not in sight
Got thirsty like I could die
Pour me a tropical punch know why?
We’re out of coke oh no

No Pepsi no RC ooo I’m gonna get you
There’s not a Cool Spota better run for mama
Some Tang though Rose Teao maybe forget he though

Ooo I wanna take you down see lights no mo
I’ll hit him hard
And then next time he’ll know
Should leave the last one bro
Talking about da so

Search more since I only went by glimpse

I guess he still knows
To save me the last coke or so
Where he hid I don’t know
To stay away from it all
My fist and lectureo

No Pepsi no RC ooo I’m gonna get you
There’s not a Cool Spota better run for mama
Some Tang though Rose Teao maybe forget he though

Ooo I wanna take you down see lights no mo
I’ll hit him hard
And then next time he’ll know
Should leave the last one bro


No Pepsi no RC ooo I’m gonna get you
There’s not a Cool Spota better run for mama
Some Tang though Rose Tea maybe forget he though

Ooo I wanna take you down see lights no mo

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Rob Arndt - September 06, 2017 - Report this comment
I hate to run out of Diet Coke! 555!
Peter Andersson - September 06, 2017 - Report this comment
I hate it when I open the fridge and can't find what I'm looking for - like happiness and perfect abs. But then again, why have abs when I can have kebabs?
Jonathan - September 06, 2017 - Report this comment
I can relate to Rob's comment. but of course, in my case, it's diet Pepsi that I hate to run out of! 455
hamend - September 06, 2017 - Report this comment
thanks all we just got a bunch of Dr Pepper and man does this new stuff taste like s. C load of sugar and an after taste of soap
Jonathan - September 06, 2017 - Report this comment
^ yeah, Dr. Pepper was better before this 23 flavors nonsense.
hamend - September 06, 2017 - Report this comment
I don't think this is a flavor, but a red and yellow can with something full of enough cane sugar to make you throw up. It leaves an after taste like soap and is a horrible combination.

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