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Song Parodies -> "Drinking Fool"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Fool"

Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Drinking Fool"

Parody Written by:

Timothy Verne

The Lyrics

When I hear a bartender pouring drinks (drinks, drinks)
I can count on getting my fill
Take me where the vodka is strong
Let me be a drinking fool

Some prefer the Cheers bar
Sipping Coors beer on a stool
Me, I rather be at Charlie's Bar
That's where I am a drinking fool

I'll show you some moves rough as sandpaper
And others they don't dare teach in school
When the bartender says order up
Just give me a chance and my beer mug and
I'm a drinking fool

When those suds hit my nose
I ain't got a care man
I'm like Barney on Simpsons (cool)
Just give me a chance adn-
My beer mug and-
Hey Presto-
I'm a drinking fool
I'm a drinking fool, yeah!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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littleCervezaCake - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . una Cerveza, Senior?
Agrimorfee - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
When I saw the title, I thought this was supposed to be a Zappa tune. HA! 555 just for digging up this obscurity.
Joanie - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I never thought of it that way. This should be actually recorded. I like to hear Barry sing this.

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