All the old PC's in the rooms
They do the spreadsheets don't you know
If they click too quick (oh whey oh)
They're crashing down like a domino

All the numbers that I dial
I'm gonna get a bad accent I bet
On hold a while (oh whey oh)
Now I can't undersand a word I get

Foreign types with the CSR rights say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like a Technician!

The password seekeers have thier ways
They say they don't remember anymore
But I've got the moves (oh whey oh)
I drop a new one in then they aks for more

Dodgeing all the bosses stares and looks
I like to play the unreal tournament
but when the phone rings (oh whey oh)
I'll be walking like a Technician!

All the 1337 Hax0rs say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like a Technician

Slide your mouse up the screen then click back
then you insert more ram then you pull it back
CRTs are heavy you know (oh whey oh)
So try to get your LCD back

If you want to stop the screens that pop
Just put the google toolbar on the top
They won't have a chance (oh whey oh)
It's so good somtimes it over blocks

When it all happens again
You blame it all on gremalins
But you and your friends (oh whey oh)
You just walk the line of the Technician!

when you stop all the screens that pop you say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like a Technician
Walk like a Technician